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For a new campaign I’m putting together called:

Oops! All goblins.

I will be dissecting goblin lore to recognize them as a species of civilized humanoids (because being a humanoid implies being able to create a civilization) who are not pre-destined to be “evil”, but have culturally and phenotypically found themselves in a state where they must be.

Join, comment, I’m not a sociology major but I’ve read a book or two.

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Pipsy’s Drinking Horn

- A French horn that doubles as a source of infinite Sweet Mead. It’s seen battle and it’s seen parties in equal measure. +3 to performance. Taking a swig from Pipsy’s drinking horn grants Liquid Courage for one hour, which gets you advantage on Strength and Charisma ability checks and disadvantage on Intelligence and Wisdom checks.

Here’s a question for the dimension 20 fans.

Of the Bad Kids, which pair do you think talks the least? In every friend group there’s at least one combination of people who have never really bonded on their own before, and though the Bad Kids are pretty tight as of season 2, I have to imagine there are a few awkward combos.

Idk I just feel like Kristen and Fabian have never been in a room alone together and I don’t know if they’d have much to talk about.

Saw this on the Twitter and thought I would like to share.

Fungal themed forest gnome families at war: The RedCapulets and the Montashrooms.

You know what’s more fun than worldbuilding that makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!? Worldbuilding that gives the different races cultural differences that help explain why there’s a lot of conflict between them:

Goblin culture doesn’t have a concept of “Property”. A stick on the ground and a tool in a locked shed are equally up for grabs if a thing needs doing. They casually take and leave things all over their communities, eat from communal pots, and genuinely Do Not Understand why the Core Races are so Angry and prone to Violence all the time.

Consequently Goblins who live near Core communities develop a reputation as “Thieves” despite not even having a *word* for that. (The closest word they have is more like “Greedy” and it means a person that hides things so nobody else can use them, and it’s a surefire fight-starter to call a Goblin that)

Common Orc Spiritual beliefs hold that a Soul can only grow stronger by overcoming Challenges in life, and see intruding on another person’s Challenge unasked for as not just Rude, but Deeply Harmful. You’re Stealing their chance to Grow. Asking for help is deeply personal and doing so can be both a way to grow closer with them or a too-personal intrusion, depending on your existing relationship with them. An exception is Children, as far as most Orcs are concerned, all Children are fundamentally the responsibility of the Whole Community, regardless of whose child they are, or even if said child is an Orc at *all*.

This means that Orcs who live near Core neighbors often seem Rude and Standoffish if not outright hostile, because they neither ask for nor offer aid even in times of trouble, and respond to unasked for aid themselves with Anger. There are even rumors that they Steal Children, because if an Orc finds a child lost in the woods they’re pretty much immediately going to start feeding it, and if they can’t find where to bring it back to, or it doesn’t seem to be well cared for, they’re just gonna keep it. 

Personally I am delighted at this preview of Rime of the Frostmaiden...

Horny friends

World building is how I destress.

Broke: three kobolds in a trench coat.

Woke: three goblins under the hoop skirt of a ball gown.