I Never Thought I’d Get To See This.

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

It’s a d20. We got a nat1 on it’s annual roll for the past three years. It’s refused to tell us what it rolled this year.

You travel to space to prove if the Earth is flat or not. You find that it is neither flat or round.

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

as requested- my zine about fat and plus size body types from instagram!💖 happy drawing everyone!

are some of the people newer to tumblr aware of the joys of theme customization on desktop? I know some ppl are just on mobile so they can’t really change things but like SO many blogs nowadays have 0 theme customization and just use the default theme and I’m beginning to wonder if they even know about the option. It’s one of the main reasons why I still use tumblr

The older they are the more eldritch they become

Something different from Beetlejuice? More likely than you think! These are angels!