Latest Posts by hanasprite - Page 3

*dave awkwardly stare at dirks legs*

*dave awkwardly talk about swords and anime*

*dave awkwardly wait for something to happen*

sorry john, dave is not ok

dead vriska yes

The Knight and Prince of social awkwardness:

jasprosesprite no

hang in there rose

K A N A Y A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A

me: wow what the f-

me: wait

me: the wrinkles 

 me: such beautiful wrinkles

it just keeps happening

Jane’s back! (isn’t this this first time we see her normal GT sprite??)

and the upd8 starts again

i forgot there was an upd8

joke

dave and karkat sucks at drawing

the faces tho.

one happy karkat

Who was expecting this turn of events

darn shippers

they were having a very nice  conversation and everyone was being all cute and then

damn it dave.

gay talk and mom talk.

bonus:

happy reunion

until shit gets real

Can next upd8 please be like

this is the only most important scene of today’s upd8.

you do not have to know anything else.

except maybe this picture of everyone as a blob

I forgot homestuck is words. 

Tavrosprite + Vriska = un-brainwash Jade

Arquiusprite=un-brainwash Jane + ultimate sacrifice

Other sprites? haha don't exist lol

Vriska why

Terezi i hope she will not be in an unhealthy relationship with Vriska

Dave does not give a f but at least hes more comfortable

Karkat not being leader doesn't sound good for some reason

everything does not sound good in this upd8

Kanaya <3

Rose yes your mom is undead be happy 

f u gamzee

Dirk.

Seriously hurry up Dirk everyone's waiting

ARquiusprite’s shades are not broken.

Tavrosprite have not exploded.

Vriska and Terezi, Karkat and Dave.

Jade  and Jane is alive and sleeping peacefully.

Gamzee is in the refrigerator. Mayor is frickin huge.

Everything looks pretty nice here

but this looks like a piece of cheese and is bothering me so much

I can’t believe throwing Vriska in can change so much 

what is happening

So in the new update, Caliborn goes on about how Dirk banished his soul into Lil Cal, and how ARquiusprite showed up out of nowhere and ended up getting pulled along for the ride.  And if you notice, HALF OF GAMZEE TOO. This explains so much. Why the game read Scratch’s sudden death as an opportunity to revive him into Lord English. (Caliborn) Why Lord English is so muscular. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch is so shrouded in mystery. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch and Lord English are so vastly intelligent, unlike Caliborn. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Why Lord English is so mirthful and angry. (Gamzee) Why Lord English can destroy souls. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Lord English even stole his name from Jake English, who in turn got his name from his Grandma Jade English, who in turn stole it from Lord English.  Paradox. It all makes sense now.

Well damn it

OH MY GOD

GUYS.

GUYS.

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?

THEY’RE STUCK IN THE HOUSE JUJU “FOREVER.”

THEY’RE HOMESTUCK!

WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT THIS DAMN COMIC’S TITLE MEANS.

This is so f*** up I mean its Arquiusprite+Caliborn+Gamzee

 this is the reason Cal was so creepy and-

...wait what

.....??????????????????

I am happy to hear that the beta kids are considered most dangerous