Molt Like Shit

but I’m down here low fussin’ over scars

so I tried tracing the smooooooch thing.

took me like 4 hours to draw

and then i realized the legs were wrong

took me like 2 hours to fix

then i realized the hood is fucked up.

WHATEVRRRRRR

Rose[x] Dave[x] Jade[x]

at first you have this scene like awwwwww

then you get this scene like yaaaaaaaaaaaa

more like finally

I CANT BELIEVE HOMESTUCK IS ACTUALLY AN ANIME

So in the new update, Caliborn goes on about how Dirk banished his soul into Lil Cal, and how ARquiusprite showed up out of nowhere and ended up getting pulled along for the ride.  And if you notice, HALF OF GAMZEE TOO. This explains so much. Why the game read Scratch’s sudden death as an opportunity to revive him into Lord English. (Caliborn) Why Lord English is so muscular. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch is so shrouded in mystery. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch and Lord English are so vastly intelligent, unlike Caliborn. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Why Lord English is so mirthful and angry. (Gamzee) Why Lord English can destroy souls. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Lord English even stole his name from Jake English, who in turn got his name from his Grandma Jade English, who in turn stole it from Lord English.  Paradox. It all makes sense now.

A QUICK EXPLANATION

Because I see some people are confused about what all just happened.

Lord English is nearly unkillable. This is because of the power given to him by Caliborn’s dead session. The special thing about a dead session, if you remember, is that you automatically get the hardest denizen (Yogurtboner) and you are given The Choice: carry out the session, live, beat Yodlebooger, and become an unstoppable killing machine, or don’t, die, and end all suffering in all of paradox space.

Caliborn, obviously, chose the former. We see him breaking the clock, which tells when he dies, rendering him unkillable and giving him an incredible amount of power. Here’s the thing about his power, though: it’s really, REALLY massive. So massive, it has to be supplied by a giant sun that’s 2 multiverses large. Enter the Green Sun.

Alt!Calliope, of course, comes from a timeline where she carried out the session. In this session, she chose the alternative choice. By sacrificing herself, she destroyed the Green Sun, thereby draining LE’s power and rendering him killable. In short, LE can be fucked up by any old weapon now.

Any weapon, especially the one weapon meant to be able to destroy him even when he was hyped up on Green Sun power. We can safely assume that the HS juju has successfully destroyed LE once and for all.

And by destroying LE, Alt!Calliope has eliminated the major cause of suffering in paradox space. Assuming that the further stipulations of The Choice do extend beyond LE, I’d like to think that ALL suffering is gone. Like, all of the dream bubbles are destroyed and all the ghosts can live on Earth with everyone else. And Vriska is still alive. And (Vriska) is still happy.

In summary, suffering is gone. That’s the end. No more suffering. You can all live peacefully knowing that your faves are no longer suffering.

I almost forgot Terezi wasnt blind anymore

nice art

personally love the trolls face

happy reunion

until shit gets real