"I Don't Know Which One I Should Ship This Character With!!!" Make Them A Polycule, Pussy.

hey guys, just a quick update—after The Great AO3 Scraping of 2025 (which i'm 98% sure includes exactly all of my fics), i'm locking all of my works behind the registered wall. i really didn't want to do this, and i put it off as long as possible—because at the end of the day, i only write because i want to, i don't do it to get recognition or anything. (not that others do, etc.) but i can't do this anymore, i can't. i don't know how many times it has to be said, but let me state it clearly for you here and now, just as i do in my ao3 bio:

I do not consent to usage of AI with my works in any way, shape, form, or context. Do not scrape my fics for AI generators, do not upload chapters of my fics/whole fics into AI, and do not under any circumstances associate me with AI in any context.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shadow the Hedgehog/Original Female Character(s), Shadow the Hedgehog & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Shadow the Hedgehog, Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), Sonic the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog) Additional Tags: Rescue Missions, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Mobians (Sonic the Hedgehog), Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug, Shadow the Hedgehog is Bad at Feelings, Protective Shadow the Hedgehog Summary:

Shadow the Hedgehog rescues a Pink Rabbit Mobian, and takes her to the only place he knows will help her- Sonic the Hedgehog's "Clubhouse" Where Amy Rose has a small clinic for treating any Mobians that are on Planet Earth.

I got 2 (two!!!) kudos on this unfinished fic i originally posted to test the waters. I Think I am going to continue it, who knows !

Okay, it's been a min so quick update. Was feeling really dissatisfied with my writing and I am taking some time to figure out what sounds right for me Curse you sense of tenses... what?? Starting a new fic that I have high hopes for Famous Last Words. Let me cook.

Meet Cherry! I spent a lot of time on her and I’m pretty proud of her. I rarely post my art but I thought she deserves it :)