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When you say Xanax three times in a bathroom I appear

Klaus

RB if you’re hungry

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

Hargreeves Fun Time

Five: *grabs the ouija board*

Allison: no no no that’s a bad idea

Luther: yeah no thx

Diego: do u really wanna summon demons dumbass ?

Ben: m o m im afraid

Vanya: maybe i wanna be excluded for once

Klaus, walking over: sup fuckers

All of them:

Klaus: y’all are really afraid of a goddamn ouija board? bitch my whole life is a ouija board who’s going first

THIS SHOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY AS IT IS

gerard in destroya: Uh, uh, uh uh

Uh, uh uh, uh uh

Uh, uh uh,

me:

i need to watch this video

Shit Brendon Urie has said during todays livestream (18/4)

It’s hip to be a square.

Swallow them whole.

Nooo no no no I wanna see you kill somebody…RUN AWAY.

Well you’ll never see my bush, OK??

Drink from the pool of SEXY.

I wonder what his flesh would taste like.

My penis, my butt, my bitches know what’s up.

A FUCKING FETUS DUDE. GET OUTTA HERE.

Some balls on the east.

eat it NERD.

Let’s go clap some cheeks guys.

*Tyler Joseph joins the game*

Tyler: 

Do you have any friends that breathe really loud?…No?…you should meet some of my friends.

*whispers* Thirsty boy.

 AWHHHH It’s a DRINK. ooohhHhhhHH…Someone used the thing.

 JENNA… I’M HUNGRY.

 …Are you yelling about bits??

Reblog if you’re

Depressed

Gay

Half monkey

A knife wielding vigil ante

Eating chips

On you’re period

Blowing up the moon because your family has been lying to you for the past 26 years about your secret powers

Tired

No one will ever know which one it is!

The Umbrella Academy subreddit is gold.

why does ezra miller look like a member of my chemical romance?