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Me singing “drugs gimme drugs gimme drugs” while folding socks 😂

Meet the Band: MCR Edition

Moikey:

-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra

-Has been down with kickball since the third grade

-90% leg

-Jawline could CUT a man

-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”

-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”

-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters

-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”

-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo

-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*

-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god

-“Sacrificing virgins..”

OH FRANKIE?!:

-Whirling blender of chaos

-Has probably given himself whiplash

-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE

-Literally fights everyone on stage

-“I play guitar and scream”

-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR

-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”

-Likes to climb on the equipment and then fall

-tiny feets

RAY of sunshine:

-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”

-Frank: He’s a good kisser too

Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser

Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY

-Frank: *climbing in the coffin*

Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-

-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented

-Mom

-Puts up with everyone’s shit

-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”

-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK

-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*

Gee:

-Smol teeth

-Invented red eyeshadow

-Likes to jack off the mic

-YA MOM’S COMIN

-“Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker”

-I KILLED SO MANY PLANTS

-*slurred* “It’s uhh itsswomen’s cut they ah always fall down”

-1000% chance of sass with a side of extra af

-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is an actual cinnamon roll

-“We actually like to- like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE”

-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

-feather boas

-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

Destroya

No one: Gerard:

Brendon has four songs charting on the Billboard Hot 100 this week! (May 11, 2019)

Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.

THIS SHOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY AS IT IS

gerard in destroya: Uh, uh, uh uh

Uh, uh uh, uh uh

Uh, uh uh,

me: