Is It Fucking Weird To Anyone Else To Think That Deer Are Like, Everywhere

The Umbrella Academy subreddit is gold.

me having false hopes about being famous one day:

LMFAO I JUST DI ED

SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED

me: “yo what if I’m just faking my dysphoria 🤔🤔🤔”

my dysphoria:

Klaus: Life is a party, and I’m the pinata.

God, if only my mom took this advice 😔😔

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

she THOUGHT she was gonna collect my 9 year old wig

Ben: [dabs]

Klaus: Haha, Ben what are you doing?

Everyone at Ben’s funeral:

my therapist: thanos isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.

Thanos, peering into the window of my therapists office and making a hand motion like he’s cutting his throat: