Cat In The Hat Honestly Is Terrifying

me having false hopes about being famous one day:

😩😩🙋🙋

Raise your hand if you felt a part of your soul die when five said “[what Klaus said] doesn’t matter, it’s Klaus” and then Klaus looked like a puppy dog who just got left on the side of the road.

OH MY FUCK IM DECEASEDDDD BAHHWHWHAJ

I hc that Burr just randomly dances and sings quietly to himself when he feels left out

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore

Shane at all the other demons that come near Ryan:

Five: What a day. Give me a beer.

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *glares*

Bartender: I.D.

Five: I’m 58 years old, just give me a fucking beer!

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *sigh* Give me a Coke.

iM SORRY

why does everyone ship bughead ?? (riverdale.) i-just-w-why am i the only one that doesn't like it im sorry i like j a r c h I Ë

THIS SHOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY AS IT IS

gerard in destroya: Uh, uh, uh uh

Uh, uh uh, uh uh

Uh, uh uh,

me:

Literally no one:

Tormund: