Diary of a Wimpy Guardsmen: How to get kicked out of band but still be in band
Is it normal to get super protective of your gear To the point where you will fight if you so much as see someone looking at your flags wrong?
Just Guard Things
Having an abnormally larger right arm
SOMEONE STEPPED ON A TUBAS MOUTHPIECE AGAIN!
“Hydrate or diedrate.”
“What on God’s good earth did they teach you over at drum corps???”
“Ok, if I say ‘cool?’ I want you guys to say ranch, cool?”
“Nevermind,I guess you guys are lame.”
“I was gonna roll down my window and yell ‘NERD’ but I chickened out and just drove up on the grass.”
“What an absolute goddamn unit.”
“Ok, can someone that’s NOT a senior please raise their hand”
“Literally everyone here is a breathing meme and it’s kinda scary.”
“I think I have some ligma in my part.”
“SAY LIGMA ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS”
Add on if you want
They always say dropping is a choice
But so is catching with your hands
Seriously that feeling when everyone had a good run, and the butterflies kick in with the belief that your going to do something amazing. It’s incredible. Absolute Run of my life
And gentle rain outside the bus leaves the walls chilly and the lights bending. But you’ve never been more comfortable in your life
those nighttime band bus rides where people are napping or singing or laughing or listening to music and there’s the faint glow of the streetlights passing by and everything feels right in the world
I’m really regretting leaving my flag bag in the band hall, I want to practice and do tricks. I mean the weather is kinda shitty but whatever. Wish me luck on not breaking anything. I’ve decided to link the Insta with the Tumblr and make my life a little easier making content for both, so if you want to go follow the insta you’re more than welcome.
Junior - about 2 years experience- a happy flag- lots of shitposts made by yours truly- Inbox and chat are always open-
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