So I talked about this before but I reblogged it only the back of another post and I’ve decided to just make my own post about it.
We’ve all seen this cursed picture
And we’ve all thought “why the hell does he have a bag of several hard boiled eggs????”
Well I’m here to tell you exactly why.
So my head cannon is this:
The humans at school were confused by Emmett. They were confused by all the cullen kids because they never ate, but ESPECIALLY Emmett. How can he be so buff if they’ve never even seen him bring food to school? He deals with this issue for decades. Eventually he sees Beauty and the Beast(probably in theaters in 1991). He didn’t relate to Gaston because Gaston hates women, but the second Gaston sang “When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large and now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge” something clicked for him. Since then he brings large amounts of hard boiled eggs with him to school. If anyone ever gets the courage to ask why he has so many eggs he bursts into that bit of the song. People learn that it’s just easier to not ask the Cullens about their dietary habits. They still think the Cullens are weird and don’t eat enough, but they’ll never one of them about it to their faces ever again. After all, who knows what kind of weird shit Alice will sing if they prompt her with this question.
yea, can i get uhhhhhhh……. 3 urarararakas and 1 good froggo, thank you
sometimes the only thing in life that keeps me from going completely feral is when my mice make This Face at me
In General
Ctrl + S = save (Don’t care if the document I’m on autosaves. I am too much in the habit of doing this and don’t plan to ever fall out of practice.)
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In Google Docs
Ctrl + Shift + Y = dictionary
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Alt + Shift + 5 = strikethrough
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In Microsoft OneNote
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Shortcut key equivalents for keys that may be excluded on your keyboard
Alt + Backspace = Delete
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Hotel Yorba - The White Stripes
Inktober day 1: ODONATA - Libellula pulchella
I dislike this whole Inktober thing, but it’s a good excuse to draw insects. So I want to do one insect order per day…
Bonus cool fact: Meganeuropsis, an extinct genus from the Permian, was the biggest insect ever recorded. Its wingspan could reach around 71 cm. Griffinflies belong in the superorder Odonatoptera with dragonflies (Order: Odonata).
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