golenstar - here lies my hopes and dreams
here lies my hopes and dreams

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8 years ago

I’m more excited for Kingsman 2 than for my graduation next year.

8 years ago
People Keep Mistaking African-Caribbean Hairspray For Cooking Oil
"Why do you have sheen spray in your kitchen?"

This pains me on a deep level.

White people….this is why we don’t come over for dinner….

8 years ago
AU: President Obama Falls For Part White House Intern Part Rockstar Harry Styles. Obama Surprises Harry
AU: President Obama Falls For Part White House Intern Part Rockstar Harry Styles. Obama Surprises Harry
AU: President Obama Falls For Part White House Intern Part Rockstar Harry Styles. Obama Surprises Harry
AU: President Obama Falls For Part White House Intern Part Rockstar Harry Styles. Obama Surprises Harry
AU: President Obama Falls For Part White House Intern Part Rockstar Harry Styles. Obama Surprises Harry
AU: President Obama Falls For Part White House Intern Part Rockstar Harry Styles. Obama Surprises Harry

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

8 years ago

*new yorker voice* bada bing

8 years ago

when your ex tries to talk to you 

8 years ago
WE LOVE YOU TRANSLATORS!!

WE LOVE YOU TRANSLATORS!!

9 years ago

Me during Captain America: civil war

Black panther is awesome

Wanda and Peter need to be protected

Stony is most problematic otp but still otp

Fuck you Steve though really

I ship Wanda and vision this is also otp

POOR CLINT, GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK HONESTLY

nat I respect your decisions

STEVE! That’s your SON, DO NOT HURT HIM!

this is why tony is Peters favorite parent

Please bruce, wherever you are just be happy but come back and bring thor cuz Peter needs protection.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets paralyzed

Oh god tony, my baby I’m SORRY!

I feel that bucky also needs a little love, this is all on Steve.

Steve stop kissing girls. It’s just not you and It’s making hate you more when you hurt tony and bucky and Peter like this.

9 years ago
Follow Best-of-memes For The Best Of Memes

follow best-of-memes for the best of memes

9 years ago
PROOF THAT MERLIN IS CAILLOU.

PROOF THAT MERLIN IS CAILLOU.

1. THEY ARE BOTH BALD.

2. THEY BOTH HAVE ONE NAME

3. NO FASHION SENSE

9 years ago
Whilst In Sydney In 1994, A Man Apparently Tries To Assassinate Prince Charles. And Not A Single Fuck
Whilst In Sydney In 1994, A Man Apparently Tries To Assassinate Prince Charles. And Not A Single Fuck
Whilst In Sydney In 1994, A Man Apparently Tries To Assassinate Prince Charles. And Not A Single Fuck
Whilst In Sydney In 1994, A Man Apparently Tries To Assassinate Prince Charles. And Not A Single Fuck

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

9 years ago
I Didn’t Know That About You, Primeape
I Didn’t Know That About You, Primeape
I Didn’t Know That About You, Primeape
I Didn’t Know That About You, Primeape

i didn’t know that about you, primeape

9 years ago

AUs give me life.

I don’t even mind if it’s not fluffy and cute. As long as my OTP is together and -decently- happy I’m good.

Because canon is already sad enough.

9 years ago
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

10 years ago

Azazel is red, Raven is blue, Peace was never an option, But I still love you.

10 years ago

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

10 years ago
So My Facebook Friend Just Posted This Pic With This Text….

So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….

Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!” 

The police officers then led the young woman away and began talking with her privately in low tones. When the paramedics FINALLY got there I was surprised at the hostility they showed towards the young man. One blonde female EMT (shown in the photo) suggested that he couldn’t be THAT hurt if he was able to walk from the place where he was struck to the sidewalk where he finally collapsed. White bystanders commented several times about “What that poor girl must be going through.” I was the only one who commented on what the young man must be going through, what, with his mangled leg and all. I am absolutely positive that in the end “that poor girl” will be absolved of all wrongdoing and be able to go on her merry way. After all, she just ran a red light and slammed her car into the body of some black kid on a bike, right? And people wonder why black people are so angry and want to break shit.

10 years ago

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

10 years ago
Shiba Inu And His Cute Little Kitten Friends, Apparently They Follow Him Everywhere

Shiba Inu and his cute little kitten friends, apparently they follow him everywhere

krc_

Visit our poster store Rover99.com

10 years ago
HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS
HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS
HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS
HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS
HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS
HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS

HERE’S PROOF THAT DOGS JUST DESPERATELY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH CATS

Cats are notorious for bullying dogs. But none of that will stop Man’s Best Friend from desperately trying to get cats to like them.  So see our full super compilation of cats being complete jerks to dogs here. 

10 years ago
Love Foxes
Love Foxes
Love Foxes
Love Foxes
Love Foxes
Love Foxes
Love Foxes
Love Foxes
Love Foxes

Love foxes

10 years ago
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts
Jack Frost + Text Posts

Jack Frost + Text Posts

10 years ago

I can't lol dying

my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly 

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