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I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

Rhodey and Tony watch Pixar movies together on Thursday nights and cry during the sad parts while Pepper rolls her eyes and hands them both tissues.

Reblog if you agree.

Stetsons and Schoolteachers (Two)

Welcome back! Some snarky times in this chapter. I love it. 

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SAS MASTERLIST HERE

Enjoy!

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“Mr. Carbonell, I heard you punched the Mayor!”

“Miss Williams, I can assure you that I did not in any way come close to punching the Mayor.” Tony didn’t turn from the blackboard. “Not only is Mayor Thompson a leader in our community and a well respected Alpha, but even if he did deserve to be punched, violence is not the answer to disagreements, so I wouldn’t have hit him.”

“He’s lying.” A very confident Riri whispered to Mary-Anne. “Your brother told me that Mr. Carbonell put Mayor Thompson on his as–”

“I’m fairly positive you won’t be finishing that sentence, will you Miss Williams?” Tony called over his shoulder, and the girl made a zipping motion over her lips. “And I’m also sure that Harley isn’t spreading falsehoods about me containing profanity, are you Mr. Keener?”

He whipped around and sent Harley a look. “Hm?”

“Uh, no sir, Mr. Carbonell.” Harley mumbled. “Jus’ repeatin’ what I heard is all.”

“You were only repeating what you heard.” Tony corrected. “And what you heard is incorrect. In no way, shape or form, did I lay Mayor Thompson out on his fully deserving, overly arrogant, Alpha ass.”

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This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

"Not all men"

You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

I FOUND THE QOS DRESS

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

(gif link if Tumblr breaks it for you)

scooby 

on two legs 

delicately mincing out of an owl costume 

will haunt my nightmares until the end of time

I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit me I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams