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i wish birds brought ME presents

I approve of this project.

i’m going to start a website and call it “fragile, mediocre white men tell on themselves”

I'm so glad you said "and". That means you must have done the entire list. I've done several, but not all...

DO NOT INTERACT, if you:

think that the violins are the best part of the orchestra, are from massachusetts, put tupperware in the bottom rack on a dishwasher, solely pee standing up, moved to florida from new jersey/new york/pennsylvania , have gone to disney as an adult, hate mint chocolate chip ice cream, shop at whole foods, put your socks on first and then your shoes (instead of sock, shoe, sock, shoe), hate mayonnaise, like my hero academia, eat your steak medium to well done, go to an ivy league school, hate salt and vinegar chips, dont like the color yellow, have blue eyes, and have EVER eaten at arby’s

The calling of bullshit is not meant as confrontational, sorry if it seemed as such. What would be another way of saying "There's no way that a professor could have an office that free of clutter!"?

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Studying entomology lately. Of course, I had to include the professor’s old lab. Hope everyone is having a productive summer 🤍

90s??? I had furniture like this in 1968...

In case you are wondering why they are so eager to get Kavanaugh confirmed as soon as possible...

Note from an older person: we fucked up. I apologize. Please unfuck the world, for your own sake.

It's sweet, but all I can think of is "Quaid! Start the reactors!"

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@glendathegoodone, @moosemittens23, @ms-cellanies, @russalex, @ladyoftheteaandblood

Welcome to the 13th Amendment...