Listen To The Man, Kiddies. Our Season 3 Depends On It.

Molly x Chiyoh?? What if Will feels absolutely terrible about leaving Molly alone and Hannibal wants his childhood best friend to be happy so they concoct a plan….. and then they go on double dates sometimes??

I like to think that their dynamic swaps in sonic boom while Stone is in his villain attire

And lee's goddamn tweet made me give Stone a tail and claws, he's a cat now idc

PLEASE READ!!! I DON'T POST STUFF LIKE THIS AND THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME! ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO DUMP THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF WASTE WATER INTO THE LAGUNA MADRE IN SOUTH TEXAS!!!

The Laguna Madre is a beautiful ecosystem that houses so many species of wild life and many migratory species of shore birds go there to eat and rest. Its all thanks to the sea grass that grows there, and after the big freeze of Texas in 2021, it is slowly making its recovery and now it's in danger again!

(Black Skimmer with chicks shown here)

If Elon continues with this disguising act, nitrogen and hydrogen rich waste will be dumped and plankton and algae will begin to overpopulate and create a cloud of themselves over the sea grass causing it to not get the sunlight it needs to photosynthesize. It will basically be suffocated by the overpopulation of microorganisms and die out and so many species of animals will lose that shelter they need to feed, breed and even escape dangers like predators. This grass also feeds the endangered green sea turtle and was even given the name "Turtle Grass" for its huge importance to these creatures.

(Green Sea Turtle grazing) Not only that, but the South Padre Island is one of the largest ports in America and has many shrimping and fishing companies that rely on the environment to make a minimum wage. And once the water gets polluted, so many people can get sick or worse if they eat the fish and shrimp that have been exposed to it!

(South Texas Shrimping Boats) This is serious! And if you or someone you know lives in Texas there is a way you can make a comment and state how you DON'T WANT LITERAL SLUDGE IN THE OCEAN! IT WILL HURT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND THE VAST AND DIVERSE ECOSYTEM THEY LIVE IN!

You can find the link here:

PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN! WE CAN'T LET MUSK DO THIS!!!

Woohoo!!! It’s time to get into the spirit!!!

Thanks to @rmd-writes, @indomitable-love, and @three-drink-amy for the tags to share my winter/holiday-themed fics! I'll be reblogging a couple of these that have their own cover art over the coming weeks, but this is a good excuse to collect them all in one place! I have... quite a few, especially after last year lol.

Red, White & Royal Blue

The Spirit of Giving T, 2.3k; Neighbors AU, Henry pisses Alex off by signing up to make enchiladas at their co-op holiday party.

May Your New Years Dreams Come True T, 3.1k; Office AU, Henry and Alex participate in a competition to see who can bring the hottest date to the office NYE party.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

You Must Be A Christmas Tree (You Light Up The Room) T, 20k; Roommates AU, Napoleon agrees to be Illya's fake boyfriend for his design house's holiday party.

The Makings of a Perfect Christmastime T, 22k; 1960s non-spy AU, a screwball romantic comedy of errors based on the 1945 movie Christmas in Connecticut.

In the Morse Code of the Brake Lights T, 18k; Modern AU, Napoleon and Illya are strangers who share a rental car across the country (and fall in love) after their flights are canceled, feat. demisexual Illya.

A Home for the Holidays G, 1.3k; Canon-setting, Napoleon and Illya decorate a Christmas tree (well, Napoleon decorates, Illya complains).

Consider the Price to an Elf G, 3.1k; Modern AU, Napoleon looks after his boss's daughter and gets a crush on Illya the mall-Santa photography elf.

Another Christmas Song (This Time I’ll Sing Along) G, 2.8k; Neighbors AU, Napoleon is extremely crabby about carolers and Illya starts serenading him through the wall.

How’s About Cookin’ Something Up With Me? T, 4.3k; Teachers AU, Napoleon helps Illya bake cookies for the annual staff holiday party.

Lokius

Got My Love to Keep Me Warm G, 1.3k; Canon-setting, Loki and Mobius get temporarily stuck at a German Christmas market.

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel G, 1.9k; Office AU, Loki and Mobius flirt at the ugly holiday sweater-themed holiday party.

Cold Light M, 3.7k; Modern AU, Loki & Mobius' lives become inextricably entangled when they meet on a deserted Norwegian road (truly just a winter fic and not a holiday one, but I'm including it anyway).

Not sure who has holiday themed fics who hasn't done this, but tagging @clottedcreamfudge, @dumbpeachjuice, @cricketnationrise, @14carrotghoul, @celaestis1, @welcometololaland, @everwitch-magiks, @myheartalivewrites, @leaves-of-laurelin, @nicijones, @loki-is-my-kink-awakening, @mirilyawrites, @heytheredeann, and literally anyone else who has written a holiday or winter-themed fic of any kind, please share the love and tag me!

Day 6: Plushies — Stone with an Eggman itabag because he is one of us 🫡

feeding my own delusions this is exactly how the 3rd movie ended right?

I can get you one and three, how’s that sound? LOL

I need to overconsume unexisting Hannibal content creators: a cooking channel, a tattle crime substack, a fanfiction review youtuber, a in depth analysis of specific lines youtuber, a podcast diagnosing the characters, a

He likes the drama

Oof. Here we go:

It’s Beautiful

Will getting/stealing? Winston (it was such a sweet introduction to his character after the abruptness with Jack and Hannibal, it’s the scene that got me hooked on his character! <3)

Hannibal getting slapped by Bella (this got such a big laugh out of me and made my heart hurt at the same time. Definitely laugh a lot more now knowing how many times they shot that scene and how Gina Torres connected those slaps every. Single. Time.)

A Rare Gift

Alana/Will in the hospital with Abigail (again, sweet moments. I can never really hate Alana like some (weird imo) people do, she’s just generally a likeable character even if I question the things she does.)

Will running after Buster in the snow (just finished this episode. My heart hurts for the little man. </3)

Peter’s Confused

Bedelia bathing Hannibal (haven’t gotten this far, but I dislike sexy stuff so idk. Maybe it’ll be sweet non-sexual intimacy, but considering I could scoop the sexual tension in the latter half of season 2 like shortening and put it in a cake, I’m erring on the side of caution).

Hannibal and Sutcliffe having dinner and talking about Will (didn’t feel particularly strong about Sutcliffe. I did kind of appreciate him getting sliced open after the malpractice but then I wanted the same repercussions for Hannibal for letting it hurt my favorite character.)

Red Dragon eating Frederick Chilton’s lips (first of all, haven’t seen it yet. Second of all, that’s Gay. Third, I don’t like Chilton because he’s a little creep but I also like him bc he’s fun to beat up. Can’t put this anywhere else out of fairness.)

Atrocious Aftershave

Social worker in the horse (wtf was this? I literally had to sit and stare off into space for a solid 10 minutes after this episode ended because I couldn’t wrap my head around the beginning of the episode. This one was weird, even for me.)

Hannibal Scenes Tier List Game

Categories:

It's beautiful (your favorites)

A rare gift (you like it a lot)

Peter's confused (it's meh to you)

Atrocious Aftershave (makes you angry/you hate it)

ROUND 1

- Social worker in the horse

- Alana/Will in the hospital with Abigail (Alana reading for her)

- Red Dragon eating Frederick's lips

- Will getting/stealing? Winston

- Will running after Buster in the snow

- Bedelia bathing Hannibal

- Hannibal getting slapped by Bella

- Hannibal and Sutcliff having dinner and talking about Will

@hannibalismos-jaaneman @sadundefinedbread @sillywillygrahamcracker

I’M DEAD I JUST REALIZED THIS

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