Just Found Out A Close Friend Of Mine Calls Me Stimming Me Getting The Zoomies... I Will Never Correct

when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao

Wearing rainbows today out of spite, I'm not going into hiding, I will not go back into the closet

pink moon.

Jan Van Eck: You’re not half as clever as you think you are

Kaz: Still makes me more clever than you

Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday