garrytheskeleton - The Fooliest Fool Who Ever Fooled

garrytheskeleton

The Fooliest Fool Who Ever Fooled

I want to drink the blood of my enemies, but i also wanna just chill. I'm capable of neither so i screech like a dumpster rat :D

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garrytheskeleton
2 days ago
This Is Stupid
This Is Stupid

This is stupid


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garrytheskeleton
3 days ago

And then Dante became the first sinner to kill a canto villain....

That Scene Where Cathy And Heathcliff Talk To Each Other With Dante’s Like Pda Or Whatever It’s Called

That scene where Cathy and Heathcliff talk to each other with Dante’s like pda or whatever it’s called In that last episode of canto VI reminded me of this lolll

A better version uhhhhhh vvvvvvv

That Scene Where Cathy And Heathcliff Talk To Each Other With Dante’s Like Pda Or Whatever It’s Called
garrytheskeleton
5 days ago

Well I find better.

your email has found me on the fucking brink

garrytheskeleton
5 days ago

look okay nearly every project moon character is the character of all time on account of the literary references and layers of bullshit but Ricardo truly IS the character of all time. He wears a *jaguar (not leopard, sorry) print fur cape and no shirt. His hair is hot pink. He would chase someone across the high seas and to the opposite side of the country because he wanted to kill them for stealing his hair coupons. EDM music follows him around and it IS diegetic. He loves cute things and decorates his Book of Vengeance (where he writes the names of everyone who has ever wronged him so he can punish them for it) with kitty stickers. The gang he’s from is called the Middle Finger and all the guys he leads call him Big Bro and really truly mean it. His favorite positive descriptor is “luscious” and his favorite negative one is “bristly” and he’ll use them in situations where they shouldn’t be applied. He lives in a world where you are more likely to become a pile of gore than survive another day and but instead of turning into blood and meat he just gets launched like Team Rocket. The chains and tattoos aren’t even a remarkable part of his design since that’s just what The Middle is like. I got so caught up describing how strange he is that I forgot to say that he kills people by punching and kicking them to death

Look Okay Nearly Every Project Moon Character Is The Character Of All Time On Account Of The Literary
garrytheskeleton
5 days ago
garrytheskeleton - The Fooliest Fool Who Ever Fooled

after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself


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garrytheskeleton
6 days ago

Someone draw this, or I'll have to do it myself.

*APPARENTLY*, that old famous mexican song (the one every bit uses to signify mexico) is about a cockroach needing weed.

Someone Draw This, Or I'll Have To Do It Myself.

Gregor fan club, I may not be your kin per say, but you need to see this.


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garrytheskeleton
6 days ago

person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders


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garrytheskeleton
1 week ago
garrytheskeleton
1 week ago
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

other powerpoints ive made

My UID: E345207387

garrytheskeleton
3 weeks ago

Do not cheese the fellow. Mayo enjoyers are an endangered species

Happy 4/20 and cheeseter. Do you know what this means? I put weed in cheeseter eggs, made out of cheese.

garrytheskeleton
1 month ago

But... But what if I'm the-

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago
Limbus Company Fursonas Anyone?
Limbus Company Fursonas Anyone?
Limbus Company Fursonas Anyone?
Limbus Company Fursonas Anyone?
Limbus Company Fursonas Anyone?
Limbus Company Fursonas Anyone?

Limbus Company fursonas anyone?

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

where do you get those images

Which ones??

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago
Canto II Dot Png

canto II dot png

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Honestly I'm surprised nobody's talking about the Fletcher and Ted series on here..

Its shaping up to a be a pretty good story, and despite the voiceovers getting a decent amount of attention, the only traces I've seen on tumblr is the original stories... welp, I suppose I won't be doing much either, but still.


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garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Decisive PEAKquod Victory

Ahab Steals first place

Decisive PEAKquod Victory

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garrytheskeleton
2 months ago
Ensemble Pre-reception

ensemble pre-reception

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Two Silly Ideas: 1. 007n7 is really good at tongue twisters, he likes the challenge in learning to say them and memorize, usually whispering the ones he's already learnt while doing stuff (vocal stim). ...Noob didn't know if he should be scared, impressed or concerned when fixing an generator the only thing he listened was 007n7 saying: "A real mathematician can mathematically mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation..." 2. One time C00lkid grabbed 007n7, who expected to die, raising his eyes to at least fight against the grip- -And then realized that he could just see a red blur, then was dropped to the ground, hearing a "I GOT YOUR GLASSES!", giggles and really quick footsteps running away. 007n7 couldn't fix generators without his eyes being at least 3 cm close to the wires and got spooked by Elliots brigth red shirt in the distance way too many times during that round. C00lkidd, missed all his bricks throwing attacks that round, and found out what happened if he didn't listened to his dada old warnings about wearing glasses that aren't for him! A very bad headache. Overall, the round was a win for the survivors.

A messy MS Paint drawing, 007n7 squinting at a generator, hand on his chin, trying to read the blurry letters. If you manage to read it, it says "Genero luz mamon" in Spanish.

Return the glasses to the old man!

This is adorable though.

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago
C00lk1d My Baby Boy..... Where My Forsaken Fans At?

c00lk1d my baby boy..... where my forsaken fans at?

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Just came back home after replacing 2 tons of cheese with cardboard, and I also wanna feel included

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garrytheskeleton
2 months ago
garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Peak. Not as peak as the PEAKquod captain, but still a blessing for my eyes.

I can’t believe you guys.

I Can’t Believe You Guys.

Making me do such a …. Thing…. Well, I did tell you to choose someone, but am ANTHROPOMORPHIC EMO HEDGEHOG!? He just doesn’t fit my complexion!

Anyways, that’s the cosplay. Be grateful.

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

releases my creations into the wild

Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
Releases My Creations Into The Wild
garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Blinks.

Alrighty, I’ve got an extra interactive post for you all. In the tags of the reblog I hope you will make, tell me what character I should “cosplay”. Then I’ll do it, by keeping track of who is said most.

On your marks, get set, go! 🐁


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garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Modding Ruina was a mistake.

Modding Ruina Was A Mistake.

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garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

portable (SHITPOST)

Portable (SHITPOST)
Portable (SHITPOST)
Portable (SHITPOST)
Portable (SHITPOST)
garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

i was half awake sorry its buns

I Was Half Awake Sorry Its Buns

based off a piece by @ nyazsche on twitter

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

lmfao

Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)
Project Moon Shitposts Brainstormed By Me And My Friend 44 (Masterpost)

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 44 (Masterpost)

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

Gregor Linguistic Analysis

Hello. I just finished Canto 1, so as I said, here are some things I found fun about the way Gregor speaks. I’ll do Rodya after Canto 2, and so on and so forth.

Do not mention any events after Canto 1 in the notes or tags of this post, thank you.

Gregor Linguistic Analysis

Gregor’s sentences are short to mid length, maintaining a natural, almost casual rhythm. His syntax is straightforward, avoiding complex subordinate clauses or elaborate phrasing. This reflects his laid-back and nonchalant attitude— his speech is efficient, unpretentious, and devoid of pretense. His words flow with a conversational ease, almost never rushed or clipped (despite his habit to drop subjects, compare him to someone like Ishmael, for example— he’s more warm), reinforcing his uncomplicated nature, which is something he really wants others to see— he wants to be a simple, regular man. He does not want to be seen as someone important.

He uses shortened constructions—such as omitting subject or auxiliary verbs—which gives his speech a relaxed, even offhand feel. In particular, when he talks about his past, he almost never talks proactively.

Fitting his casual speech and “action-oriented” past, Gregor also uses phrasal verbs in a casual context quite a bit. This also ties in with his tendency to downplay his personal struggles by speaking as if they were just ordinary events. When he does this, he also tends to pass the responsibility to his superiors, placing himself in the position of “but I’m just a guy, it’s (external thing).”. (His landlord, his manager).

Gregor Linguistic Analysis
Gregor Linguistic Analysis

Gregor is, however, quite the normal guy when it comes to how he speaks, so though there’s no much to say about his word choice outside of some strangely old-timey whimsical words every now and then (absolutely used to make him seem more warm, affable, and distinctively NOT like a strict military guy.) But there is quite a bit to say about what he “chooses” to say.

When talking about serious or painful things, he keeps it brief but adds this elliptical phrasing that lets the weight of his words sink in without outright stating it. He never spells out his emotions—his restraint makes the pain obvious without needing to say it. It’s less about what he says and more about what he holds back.

Gregor Linguistic Analysis

However, the most standout thing about the way Gregor speaks is the way he always subjugates himself whenever joking. Gregor himself says he does this.

However, his jokes about his arm will always hold more passive aggression and underlying hurt than his more elaborate, whimsical jokes about his previous military position— the topics that make him most upset.

Gregor Linguistic Analysis

He eases not only outright— but any potential hostility with humor. Consider the way he uses a mild, almost playful, word like “pest” to describe his condition—it reflects the level of detachment he’s employing in his suffering, a detachment that very much is the only thing helping him manage that suffering. He can’t open about how much discomfort it causes him, so fashions it as a palatable thing others can laugh at WITH him, instead of AGAINST him.

He believes people will always mock him, and even more importantly thinks there is something worth mocking about him, so this humor is always light hearted and easy to ignore. He does not challenge others cruelty towards him.

It’s not so big of a deal that people see him as something other if he’s not dangerous. He’s a monster, but just a small one. A pest. Insignificant.

Gregor Linguistic Analysis

In this same way he often uses rhetorical questions and double negatives to get his point across on this topic. For example, when he says the above, he’s highlighting the unpleasantness of his arm without directly addressing the actual discomfort it causes others. It’s his way of communicating subtly— avoiding bitterness or confrontation, trying to force himself into the “joke” of how revolting he is. Another way he does this is by referring to the other soldiers as “things”. Othering himself.

So despite his ease with small talk (being the first to introduce himself to us), his deeper emotions often surface in the spaces between words. He lets the quiet do the heavy lifting, as he is unwilling to say things plainly.

Gregor Linguistic Analysis

His distaste for status is reflected most simply in how he speaks to Dante.

“Manager Bud” → “Bud” softens authority. It reflects his preference for informal, cordial relationships rather than professional ones. The very concept of a work life similar to the military structure he knows is something he is absolutely terrified of. He does not like putting people higher or lower than him.

Gregor’s speech register is informal, with a blend of

- Working class pragmatism

- Older, slightly rustic quirks (usually one off words like “bugger”)

- Military lingo (in particular, he mentions “getting medals” a lot where others would say “rewarded”.)

In conclusion: He is someone who has been through a range of social settings but refuses to perform “proper” speech anymore in any effort to seem like a regular citizen, something he feels deeply he is not, and so he uses humor to feel as if he is “in” on the joke of how revolting he is.

garrytheskeleton
2 months ago

baby want frenched fry

a large round black bird with numerous glowing yellow eyes seconds before chomping down on a french fry, with the caption above reading "baby want frenched fry"
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