I Like How We All Collectively Agree That Pretty Boy Kyle Has The Prettiest Dick Ever And I

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

I've decided I'm going to rewrite His Ballerina Ghost x Fem!Reader because the plot, the storyline has been plaguing my mind but I just don't like how I wrote the first chapter

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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Simon Ghost Riley loves fat girls, and it's my personal headcannon that he has poor circulation/runs cold (hence how he can wear all the layers and not bitch 24/7).

Was adverse to co-sleeping at first bc that's his bed fuck off. (He's stingy about blankets) But at some point manages to get his soft girl's weight on him and he is like….oh...oh

His sweet lady is the perfect weighted blanket, not to mention so plush and warm. Like his own personalized teddy bear.

Man I really need some luck

But imagine if it did. Okay just imagine

okay but the fic I read used the idea of bucky fucking you with his metal arm nd whatever and like

That sounds really hot

I've decided to start writing drabbles because my dudes

I am not sleeping with the amount of ideas I have for my favourite CoD men 🥴

My friends: "ohmygod I have a crush on a 42 year old, daddy issues am I right"

Me: *sweats in 68 year old Alfred Molina*

I'm finally playing Dragon Age: Veilguard (Going to write my opinion on it that nobody asked for once I've finished it). I started the game ready to romance Lucanis but tell me why as soon as I saw the necromancer my brain went-

JUMP THE OLD MAN. JUMP HIS BONES

Anyway.... Emmrich is my darling, my love, my dearest husband

sevika prefers bigger girls.

yes this has been said before.

yes this is a self indulgent post.

yes i am obsessed with her.

i would let her do whatever she wanted to me.