I Made This, Please Feel Free To Use

current hyperfixation: those weird ai song covers with Schlatt. I don't watch him, hell I don't even like him, but there's smth weirdly amusing about seeing the program struggle and crack, because I know that if he somehow *did* sing it, he wouldn't give a shit about sounding right.

the AI having a stroke in the middle just ads flavour

You absolutely have to become okay with not being liked. No matter how loving or kind you are, you will never people please your way in to collective acceptance. You could be a whole ray of sunshine and people will hate you because they’re used to rain. Be okay with shining regardless.

plagued by visions

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I had an interview with a local paper this week about this rock snake I started on the longest street of a nearby city (where I work) because it's bringing people so much joy:

I said something during the interview that the interviewer seemed really shocked by, so in case it's important for anyone else to hear: When asked about the rock snake and some scavenger hunts that I've hosted for adults, I said -

"We don't stop enjoying the things we liked as kids; they just stop being offered to us. And when you're a kid, fun things like art projects and scavenger hunts are always brought to you, so you're not taught to make a habit of seeking them out as and adult."

She said "Wow yeah... life is so stressful... and you don't think to... wow."

So if anyone else needs direct permission to be a whimsical adult child today, I hereby grant it to everyone. ❤️

pool party jello

1, 2, 3

they're so fucking out of it. half a thought in their head but they're trying really really hard

aquarium pebble slime

they really are tho. And what do you mean I have to take care of you FOREVER and if I don't you're gonna somehow affect my other completely unrelated body parts?? Heart diseases, cataracts, stomach ulcers..????

What kind of random side effects are those?! Fucking bullshit.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you