Tumblr Users Will See The Word Shrimp And Black Out And Hit Reblog Without Reading The Rest Of The Post

THIS I wanted to browse my tags and then suddenly I'm being forced to read a wall of text because someone doesn't use the read more

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

I think he *might* be a star

He really is.

via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

This is exactly what I imagine the "Not now sweatie mommy's cyberbullying" mom posting on her outdated forum pages arguing with the only other people online who too are actively arguing against new members when not with themselves

requested by theyttikapocalypse 

You DO NOT NEED MORE THAN 1-5 spurts of perfume or cologne to just be out and about

Then there's Roxy, who woke up at noon and barely manged to type good morning or woke up earlier than everyone else and spammed good morning until everyone is forcefully awoken by the constant chain of notifications 

ko-fi request: "Can you please draw Sans Undertale eating guacamole? :)"

Reblog to kill it faster

I don’t block people who’s opinions upset me, I just spectate them like bugs on in the floor of my garden that I think are interesting looking.

Joker: One Operation Joker #12 (2023)

written by Satoshi Miyagawa art by Keisuke Gotou