Crying,miserable,in Shambles Some Rapscallion Consumed

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

I swore I'd never sin again...!!!

They had one job one job

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

January was a tough year but we made it

How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

*aggressively waving arm in air in over the top cartoon fashion*

for anon

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