Beavis Vs The Mid Life Crisis Allegations

I raise you a second point:

Michael would wake up during the earthquake,

but

He wouldn’t care because it’s not being caused by a person he could possibly murder. He would just go back to sleep. (Well, as soundly as you can during an earthquake)

(and also he doesn’t care about the weather)

I love it when I go to someone’s post and the dash changes colors to match the person’s account theme. It feels like I’m visiting someone’s house and this is the welcome in before I check their profile to take my shoes off and come inside.

It’s like posts are little decorations people put out.

CRAB TIME

HELL YEAH CRAB TIME BABEY

Idk what anyone says I'm not arguing with someone who can't keep white clothes clean

this

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

miku and vriska are moirails miku would want her moirail to win this. a vote for vriska is a vote for miku

Why would people draw Batman and Superman fighting?

THEY WOULD KISS

This does and doesn't make sense at the same time

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me