As We Approach The Final Days Of Summer, The Local Fennypig Population Has Reached Its Most Vibrant Form,

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

when they say living the dream this is the dream they’re talking about btw

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

Honestly? Fuck this culture of shaming people for learning about things late and liking them. who gives a shit if you discovered a song from years ago and youre in love with the band? Catch up with series you just discovered and talk about them to your friends, fall in love with movies others have known way before you even heard of them, read books youd heard of long ago but never got interested in until now and become a huge fan!! This idea that people are “fake fans” for not knowing about or being interested in things before and loving them now is garbage and we need to get rid of it. Just let people enjoy things jfc!!

ding dong the queen is dead

netflix really dropped heartbreak high and do revenge in the same week and expect me to be normal about it

babies onboard!

Y’all ever play night in the woods man, that shit is, oh god, that shit is, fuck, that shit is, man that shit is...*sobs*