overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games
If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
who can relate
When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.
"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!" She's the executive producer.
"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!" That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.
"I have to support the creators!" No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.
"But it was my childhood!" I don't care. I legitimately do not care.
I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.
Hardcore sailor trying to find his land legs after months at sea. 1961. Source.
when beautiful women gain weight I'm saying yay yippee and things of this nature
“A little heartthrob” The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher
me when someone asks me literally anything:
I act so chill but I am the world's most impatient and scared person
very late to the meme, it's been done before but. here. turn on the sound pls
is anyone else feeling stuck and waiting for something that will never come in order to start living or is it just me?
i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3
"do it scared" no I won't, sorry guys
i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles
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Why did you delete my ask?? All I’m saying is that the lonely BookTok housewife porn addicts are weird and should read some fic 😂
Two girls smoke pot during an outing in the cedar woods of Leaky, Texas, in May 1973
Something I made. It's amazing how these two found each other❤️
Done!
GERALT OF RIVIA
I will be grateful for any interaction with this post <3
Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed
He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him
saying "thank you" every time I'm passed the blunt