Me: Man My Job Sucks I Want To Play Video Games Or Somethin

so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

my dear sam

the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.

thinks about how mads mikkelsen said the only thing going through hannibal’s mind when he realized will was going to tip them both over the cliff was overwhelming joy and peace and “so be it” -> goes insane

Okay though, but the fact that nandor memorized it, BUT THEN SAYS "close enough"

What. Does. The. Card. Say. Nandor.

I'm going to threaten suicide if 1.6 doesn't come to console soon

Why did you delete my ask?? All I’m saying is that the lonely BookTok housewife porn addicts are weird and should read some fic 😂

this gif makes me so sad for him. he is so so scared. look at his little eyes. it makes my heart hurt so bad I can hardly look at it. am I insane....