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You know what? This is a good point!

Naps for Sirius!!

we were on the phone for like three hours before i sent this @cancerravenclaw

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

james probably says “thank you god for this meal” before going down on regulus idk

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

Should I do a college au or an underage student/teacher situation?

You, every night.

Regulus laughs against his lips, low and mocking, nails scraping along James’s jaw. “Knew you’d come running the second I called.” James doesn’t answer, just fists a hand in Regulus’s shirt and pulls him closer, swallowing whatever cruel remark he was about to make. Because that’s what this is, isn’t it? They don’t talk. They take. They ruin. Because Regulus is a sickness James can’t shake, and James is the worst kind of addiction—one that feels good enough to make you ignore how much it’s destroying you.

Regulus

Trans Regulus as "The rise of a king and the fall of a queen"

oh Seventeen

Chapter 19 of Jegulus Adventures

Pandora giggles from where she sat down beside Regulus on the couch. Then she goes silent, thinking, before she pulls out a vial. “Smell this will you?” She asks Peter. He looks confused but smells it without question.

“How did you get his cologne?” He asks incredulously.

Pandora holds up a finger, turning for Regulus. “Smell it?” She asks softly.

Regulus looks sceptical, but smells it anyway, it smells like the quidditch pitch, warmth, eukalyptus, fresh grass, a hint of wet dog or some animal. Regulus’ eyes open wide as he realises the vial did not hold a perfume or cologne of some type.

Regulus’ jaw dropped slightly, Pandora looked at him with a slight smirk. After Regulus got over the initial shock, he realised that Peter smelled Gilderoy Lockhart’s cologne. In the potion. Regulus' eyes widened once again, this time staring at Peter.

The room continued to be silent. A soft voice broke that, “Peter,” Pandora spoke. “It wasn’t cologne or perfume in the vial.”

“Then what was it?” He asked, his voice quiet and confused.

“It was amortentia.” Regulus whispered.

Peter squeaked, his eyes going instantly wide.

I have too much time on my hands now NOT to write smut again. Its an inefficient use of my time NOT to do it

Regulus Black/James Potter

Mature, no warnings

A new chapter to my ongoing work, Jegulus Adventures!

They laid in bed for only a few more minutes before they heard someone talking from outside their four poster paradise. They stayed silent until someone, Barty of course, ripped the curtain open.

“Good morning Regulus, and James– wait James? When did you get here?” Barty asked, dazed.

Before either boy responds they hear Evan yell “James? How did you get in here?” From the other bed, where Evan was sat up, staring curiously.

James laughed at both of their disbelief, “Magic”.

Regulus looked up, biting his lip, as if he was trying to hold in laughter and couldn't believe James said that, all at once.

Barty’s face deadpanned before he burst out laughing, doubled over, leaning on the edge of Regulus’ bed. Regulus grabbed a pillow from behind James, holding like he was deciding who he was going to hit with it.

Regulus stared at the pillow before shoving it in his face and laughing into it. He then threw it at Barty. Who laughed even harder and fell to the floor, clutching his stomach.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50963854/chapters/159227344

Ask away!

Writer Goal Ask List for a New Year 🎉

These writer asks are always so fun to both ask and answer. Fanfic or original fiction writers, reblog away! These are asks based in new goals for a new year.

💖 What is your primary writing goal for this year?

🛳 Are there any new ships you want to write for? (Platonic, romantic, or anything in between.)

🤔 Are there any new characters you want to write about?

🥸 Does anyone in IRL know you write fanfic or original fiction? If not, do you plan on telling anyone this year?

🥵 Any plans to write steamy or spicy content this year?

👻 Is there a new genre you'd like to write?

🦄 Is there a new POV you'd like to try writing?

🐌 What is one of your smallest writing goals?

🦖 Are there any fandoms you wrote for in the past that you'd like to return to?

🍄 Are there any fandoms you've never written for but want to try?

🌈 What research do you plan on doing for your writing?

✨What's one area of your writing that you think needs the least amount of improvement?

🥕 What's one area of your writing that you think needs the most amount of improvement?

🫘 Spill the beans. What's a new project you're doing this year?

🥳 How are you going to celebrate when you achieve one of your writing goals?

🎃 Do you plan on writing any seasonal fics?

🐾 Do you plan on writing for any fests or competitions?

✍️ Which stat matters most to you (if at all!): subscriptions, kudos/favorites, comments, bookmarks, word count, or hits?

👾 Do you have any "bad" writing habits you want to break?

🤖 Are you looking to change your current writing setup? (Or establish one, if you don't have one?)

🦷 Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're dreading to write (but is necessary to your plot)? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

💥Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

🍕Will you be making any changes to your posting schedule (if you have one)? (Or do you want to establish a posting schedule?)

🛏 Is there a new trope you'd like to write this year?

🪩 Do you have any "good" writing habits you want to cultivate?

🎉 How are you going to be kind to yourself if you don't meet your goals?

💌 Are you willing to take requests or prompts for writing?

Yes, yes, yes, moonwater spends a lot of time in the library together and they’re literature nerds… but—

I want them to be smoke buddies too.

I already hc that Remus self medicates bc he HURTS bro. (The Poppy Patch, yada yada)

But Reg picked it up from Barty and he just loves a good smoke sometimes, ya know?

One night as they’re packing up to leave the library Remus makes a comment,

“Damn, I could really use a smoke,” he groans.

“You have a pack.” Regulus huffs, “I’m certainly not going to stop you.” He shrugs.

“No, different smoke. A muggle kind,” He mirrors the shrug.

“Oh, cannabis?” Regulus perks up (as much as he can) “Barty shares with me sometimes, I thought he was the only one who had that stuff.”

Remus eyes him skeptically before shouldering his bag. “I’ll share with you, how about we go to the astronomy tower and light up?”

From there it becomes routine.

After “book club” winds down, they migrate to the astronomy tower and smoke, passing back and forth until they’re sated.

It’s just what they need in order to relax and let things finally progress between the two of them.

Regulus loves shotgunning

(WHAT— who said that?)

Everytime I see something about Bartylus, Prongsfoot, Moonwater, ect. And the comments are ‘aww so best friends so platonic 🥰’ I start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

No hc has ever been as important to me as trans (ftm) regulus

It is my everything

a fluffy modern au domestic jegulus raising harry fic that's all sweet and nice but the last chapter ends with "but the lamp starts looking weird" and it ends with flashes of canon as regulus sinks further down into the murky water of the cave

the marauders group chat

peter: good night homos!!!

peter: *homies

peter: eh same thing

"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)

I forget more often than I would care to admit that not everyone headcanons Regulus as trans. I was reading a fic and was like "Aww Regulus got bottom surgery."

Girl-

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

writing tip: when in doubt, throw in a dash, a semicolon, or a minor existential crisis.

i say jegulus-wolfstar to moonwater-prongsfoot, and now i raise you bartylus-wolfstar to moonwater-bitchkiller

For @maladaptivewriting

From your prompt

Word count: 800, mature, slight nsfw?

James stepped into the room of requirement, closing the door softly behind him. He wasn't sure when Regulus would get there. They both had agreed that the room should be a place of comfort for them both, a neutral area. The room was simple, decorated in greens, reds, silver, and gold. A mix of them both. A bed that could fit three people on the right side, a fireplace on the left, and a small sofa in front of it.

James sat down on the sofa, the fireplace already lit and emitting a warm glow. He didn't have to wait long before he heard a small click, then Regulus was walking through the door. The boy looked around the room, a grin on his face when he spotted James.

“Hi,” Regulus said softly, sitting down next to James.

James beamed, “Hello Lovely”. He reached out his arms, a welcoming gesture. Regulus crawled into James lap, winding his arms around the other’s neck, playing with his unruly hair. James' arms wrapped around Regulus’ waist, pulling him close.

James leaned forward, kissing Regulus’ lips, a soft movement. Regulus responded by kissing him back with more fervour, more passion. James could feel Regulus pulling on the hairs at the nape of his neck, he groaned when Regulus tugged especially hard. James moved his arms tighter, pulling him flush with Reg's chest, the smaller man gasped at the motion.

Regulus paused and pulled back a little, “James?” He asked

James nodded, silently telling Regulus to continue.

“Do you think we can,” Regulus swallowed, nervous about something.

“What is it, love?” James implored.

Regulus' thought of how to phrase his words. “Can we.. spend the night together ?”

James smiled wide, “You want to sleep with me?” He asked excitedly. Regulus blushed and nodded, looking into James' eyes for an answer. “Of course, I do too.” James answered.

Regulus slid off James lap and stood up, tilting his bed in the direction of the bed. James hopped up, following Regulus.

Reg stood in front of the bed, facing James, and started unbuttoning his trousers. James’ body lit up with nervous excitement. He watched carefully as Regulus’ graceful hands teasingly undid button after button. He practically bounced up and down.

James’ eyes followed Regulus' as he slid his trousers over his hips, “Yippie!” he says without thinking and while clapping his hands. Regulus dropped the trousers around his ankles.

Regulus’ face deadpans. He looks up like he can't decide whether to be mad or to laugh. James attempts to stifle his laughter behind his hand. Regulus just falls back against the bed, sighing.

“Sorry my love” James chuckles, giving in and walking over to the bed.

Regulus holds a hand up, a singular finger pointing in the direction of the door. “Nope,” he says trying to stop from laughing “just, just go.”

“But baby..” James whines, leaning over Regulus' to press kisses to his clothes chest, then another on his lower stomach, and another just above his boxers.

Regulus sighs, closing his eyes. “I guess you could stay.” He reached a hand to brush through James curls. James kneels at the end of the bed, pulling Reg’s trousers all the way off, tossing them behind him.

Regulus sits up, his eyes drifting over James'. “I think it's time you show me something” he smirks

He immediately flushed, his hands on the hem of his jumper. He pulls it off just as slow as Reg did. When his jumper is completely off he throws it to the side. Regulus smiles, giving James a slow clap. “Wow” he says while looking James up and down.

“Wow” James repeats. “Your turn, love”

Regulus slips his jumper off with one hand, throwing it at James. “Trousers off, love.” He points at James, his finger moving up and down.

Then both of them are stripped to their pants, James standing at the foot of the bed, Reg sitting on the edge. Regulus leans back, hands pulling at the hem of his boxers. He slides them down, slowly, agonizingly, until he has them around his thighs. He looks over to James.

“I kind of want to clap..” James smiled jokingly. Regulus laughs, pulling his pants all the way off and throwing them at James, who catches them.

James puts a knee at the end of the bed, Regulus moves to his legs on either side, almost straddling him. Regulus thumbs at James’ own pants, his eyes blown out with lust. James just tilted his head, feigning confusion. Regulus rolls his eyes and tugs his pants down.

Regulus just stares for a little, blinking rapidly then smiling. James smirks down at Regulus.

Then both of their pants are thrown somewhere in the room, they tangle together, and they fall backwards into their bed, together.

(thanks for the fun prompt, hope you liked this)

It might take me a bit, but I'm going to try and write it.

i need james yelling yippee the first time regulus takes his pants off

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

ao3 should have a new button for exquisite fanfic called 'i can't believe it's not canon!'