I Can't Draw, But I NEED Someone To Draw Tom Going To The Store And Crying At The Canned Pineapples Like

Ahh I love drawing Hermes <3

peak jalph story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️

Jack: y-y-yes >/////< 

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad* 

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait! 

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES* 

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨ 

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333 

Ralph: *le face palm* 

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/ 

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3

AHHHHH DOGMAN MOVVVIIIEEEEEE !!!! I CAN'T WAITTTT

September 1st, 1989

Dear Diary,

Happy 21st anniversary everyone! I was apart of the RePhanimated project! We're hoping the completed video will go up soon, but the project coordinator's channel is facing copyright issues with YouTube rn. Please keep an eye out for the finished video on the channel linked!

https://www.youtube.com/@RePhanimated

I feel like if demigods could have cellphones Nico would either just not have one/have a flip phone, or he'd have one and only use it for calling ppl and stuff. So I like imaging everyone else using tt terms, and talking about trends and him being supes confused, like..

Probably some Aphrodite kid: Omg, you ate that down!! Monster a demigod behind YOU💜

And Nico's just like: "What the fuck.."

When I get so in my feels I gotta pull out this combo

Penelope tops

when the hyperfixations hyperfixate

I couldn't just choose one