Idk if I'll post my art on here anymore but if I do my commissions are open :P
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Baptiste: Hey Genji, how’d you get the nickname “Sparrow”?
Genji: When I was a child I was carefree and light-hearted; not to mention nimble and constantly moving.
Hanzo: (appearing from a storage cabinet) Wrong, it's because when he was seven he slammed into a glass window at full speed and knocked himself out.
Submitted by Analog-Rhymes
Genji: *holding a squat pose looking very uncomfortable*
Hanzo: Genji? What are you-
Genji: I’m in trouble with master zenyatta- this is my penance-
Zenyatta: tell him. Go on. Tell him what you called them.
Genji: n-no because then I’ll start laughing and I’ll be in more trouble-
Zenyatta: Tell him. What you called my discord orbs.
Genji: …Grapes of despair.
dm me on discord for a discussion!!!
Discord: Emolishis paints #0129
yep can conform
I’m afraid of Americans
in which logan is me
captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app
smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!
captain hook: what’s it called?
smee: um
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I wanted to post this because I thought it was sweet, but I think it’s also a good reminder to allies and also fellow lgbt members that people seeing you is important and for lgbt+ people when you are ready to come out, if you ever are (if you aren’t that’s also okay, and you should only come out if you are ready), it can make a world of difference to other people and you are doing something good!
Also I think it’s important to remember, amongst the discourse and the horrible things that happen in the world, we have allies and we have each other ✨
the original tweet thread can be found here
Very Normal behavior in a Very Normal country
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens
Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
I've had to use my safe word once in my life. My safe word is “my blue marble.” I was staying over at my grandma’s for Christmas when one of my aunts was yelling at me and my cousins for something (she was drunk btw) and it scared me because she was looking more and more agitated with each word from her mouth. So i walked up to my dad and said “hay daddy can i have my blue marble to show meggy?” He immediately got my mom and brother to the living room away from her and told the other parents she was drunk. While I was away she smacked her OWN KID and threatened me to my brother WHO WAS 4!!!! I WAS 6!!!!!! So yah give your kids safe words people.
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Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.
As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
Ramen Noodle Stir Fry
Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili Cheese Ramen
Egg Drop Ramen
Spinach and Ramen
Ramen Spaghetti
Ramen Alfredo
Cheesy Ramen Noodles
Mug Meals:
Cheesy Eggs Mug
Cheese and Broccoli Mug
Mac and Cheese in a Mug
Meatloaf in a Mug
Nutella Mug Cake
Cheesecake Mug
Coffee Cup Quiche
Coffee Cup Chilaquiles
Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
Fried Rice
Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole
Garlic Chicken
Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
Pancakes
Recipe Generators
My Fridge Food
Fire House Chef
Dinner in 15 Minutes
Advanced recipe Generator
Cuisine
Recipe Matcher
Super Cook
Recipe Puppy
Cook Thing
Recipes by Ingredient
Recipe Key
Not Beans Again
Ideas 4 Recipes
Big Oven
Other Resources
Actual College Student Cookbook
Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]
Free Birthday food [1] [2]
@ all trans people about to attend online school:
This will visually remove your deadname from any webpage. Obviously switch it off if your parents wanna check up on your work, but yee here's the link fam!!!! BOOST THIS!!! SEND THIS TO ANY TRANS PERSON YOU KNOW WHO WILL NEED THIS