If I Was A Postman.

I’m suffering from penis pride

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

Working in food has made me realize how many people will come into a restaurant like 2 mins before it closes and order a full meal. Like gurl my drawer is already gone, the people in the kitchen have taken all their utensils to dish, almost all the food is sold out. And they will get SO PISSED about this like lady in the time it took to have this conversation we've literally closed 😊😃

I downloaded Facebook just to use the Market place, but oh my God. I have stumbled into way too much power. If I have the name of a person I can most definitely find them, and it's so much easier then finding someone of Instagram or tiktok. They must like narrow it down my people in by area or smth. But I'm scared now. If this power goes to my head I may become to dangerous. Someone will have to eliminate me before I destroy the world.😔😥😱

How about you bowl these balls ;}

Hey my little Scooby snacks, I sorta forgot this app existed 😊

Have they turned into crabs yet?

When ever you are feeling unimportant just remember…….

It only takes one person to stop traffic :)

Without me who’s gonna put spiders in the hotel Frosted Flakes machine?

Have you ever thought of a world where you don't exist? Where everything is the same but you don't live it? And everything still functions the same, even without you? Haha... The thought terrifies me.

Why would it function the same? I'm integral.

A bus driver with road rage

Just hit 23 followers (the same number as flavors in doctor pepper) :D

I just wanna say thanks to all the people who aren’t my sisters and friends.

So this one’s to the 20 segs bots that made this possible.