“you better not be drinking and getting pregnant behind my back”
ma’am, I read fanfics on tumblr to fall asleep
STOP MAKING MASTERLISTS FOR CHARACTERS IF YOU DONT HAVE ANTRHIGN FOR THEM YET OHYMGKGODJDOFJOSSOSO
saw the “shayne guesses who drew him episode” and immediately had to do my own
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Here’s Amanda’s 2 previous horror short films to those who want it
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When boys do that breathy little 'yeah?' before asking you if you wanna do the horniest shit to them it makes me feel like I'm gonna black out
genuinely adorable
i love him so bad
how it feels trying to find a fanfic/imagine about a fandom that’s dead and dry
Being a girl is pt.2: deciding you’ve read enough fics for the moment and swiping out of the app just to re-open tumblr or open wattpad/ao3
fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him
Every time Brody says something misogynistic:
so real
tiktoks that give dating Spencer Agnew energy
sitting here. unkissed. when will it end
fit
i hate this wooden guitar thing
Help the Smosh vs Zombies brainrot is already starting, I can feel it.
New miniseries!?
i hate this wooden guitar thing
sitting here. unkissed. when will it end
you know what they say. “never waste a friday night on a first date”. but there i was, in my heels with my hair straight. and so i take him to this bar. this man wouldn’t dance, he didn’t ask a single question, and he was wearing these … fugly jeans. it doesn’t matter though. he doesn’t have what it takes to be with a girl like me.
Ok, final one for tonight guys. I present 🥁 ..… one of my favourite Spencer edits ever. I love this.
@megstter -not mine!
let's pick it up now!
maybe i was born to read fanfic and obsess over fictional men idk
actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY
imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him
all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail
x
Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”