ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet
Geralt: never yell into a Collander
Jaskier: ???
Geralt: you'll strain your voice
Jaskier: 😑
lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
ed: i’m a knife 🔪
stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon
the worst part about cardio is the laundry
You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer
in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character