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Nothing interesting, just wondering if you're a man or a woman

I am a man. Thanks for asking.

Weird question. How do you trim/shave without cutting yourself? I seem to always manage to cut myself each time

Thanks for your question. I’ve never had a problem shaving my sack. I use body wash and a high quality razor. Don’t go cheap on your balls. They are worth spending some money on something legit. Start by trimming as much hair as you can with clippers and then get into the shower and start shaving. Take your time, rushing could be part of your problem too. Good luck!

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Incredible! That blow job = thanks for coming over, slut! That teabagging ball bathing = here’s bus fair home. That rim job = okay, I’m calling you an Uber, and I’ll tell my friends about you.

Mad respect to you for putting the disclaimer about not taking pictures without consent. Too often do porn blogs neglect to mention that porn is fantasy and some acts should not be emulated in real life especially without consent.

Thank you! A lot of times I get a little out of control with my captions, and I felt like it was important for me to remind people that this is all just fantasy talk and never should reflect how a woman is treated in real life. I hope you enjoy the blog, and thank you again for your nice note.

The best way to complement a slut on how well she takes a face fucking is to let her have a break and suck on your balls for a minute. It really lets them know they are doing a great job.

The Art of Blow Job is just killing it! Well done!

I want a guy to stuff his balls in my pussy along with his cock. Is that weird?

That is not weird at all. As a slut, you’re probably finding that your obsessed with balls and stuffing them in your mouth and sometimes, even your pussy. Don’t fight that. Embrace it, and get out there and get some dude’s balls sopping wet with pussy juice. Just make sure you lick them clean afterwards. That’s just good etiquette.

Check out this great ball licking art from a Brazilian lady. Chicks love the balls so much they make art about it!

My coworker is a filthy slut. We have both bonded over our love of the balls. She loves to suck balls but her husband hates it when she touches them. I love to get my balls sucked but my girlfriend won't touch them. Is it cheating if she sucked my balls since we are both ball deprived

First off, thank you for your awesome fucking question. Now. Yeah, it’s cheating, but depriving a slut of the mouth full of balls that she craves is a much worse crime than cheating. You don’t marry a filthy little slut unless you understand that she needs to feed often. Denying her needs is just cruel. And your girlfriend needs to understand that testicular neglect is one of the worst crimes against humanity. So, it’s cheating, but I’d call it justifiable cheating. So neither of you should feel guilty when she’s slurping your sack like she was meant to. 

Thank you again for your spectacular question. We loved to see some pictures of your balls in her mouth next time you write!

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