hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die
wii sports is so good it's weird they havent't made wii sports 2
I think Marie becoming the boss of deep cut is the funniest thing because I think they would just follow her around being like "hey boss hey boss hey boss look at this new trick we've been working on" and then do like a lame spin kick or something and Marie is just like. Wow that's great guys. Cool. And then she spends 20 hours doing their taxes
OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE
yknow what. gar sona + a minecraft model
had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
designed an inkling based off the bigfin (magnapinna) squid, she's taller and lankier than the average inkling