The Splatoon Experience

how i feel about fanservice when i’m the fan being serviced:

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When your Turf War team are on different Splatfest Teams, you battle with Pokemon to settle it!

ft. Pearl from Off The Hook.

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Opening my phone and seeing these 3 notifications hit me like a train wreck

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die