had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
hey guys! this new weapon is grea-
what is this looney tunes ass bullshit
I am finally playing Splatoon 3 and my agent are trying their best
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Twitter really is going to be totally unusable huh
writing a fanfic, day 1: haha fun little porn fic lots of fluff no angst happy ending :)
writing a fanfic, day 30: so it turns out japan signed the 1929 geneva convention on the sick and the wounded but NOT the geneva convention on the treatment of prisoners of war and therefore the definition of "war crime" in this situation is
man I bet Nerys is spreading some CRAZY rumors about Donna's life.
"do you remember Donna's wedding? no, her first wedding. the one where she disappeared and then later she showed up with some random guy and then the two of them left with Lance, her fiance? and then Lance was literally never seen again? yeah they never found his body btw. ok so get this. that guy, the one who crashed the wedding? he lives with her now. and Shaun. just all three of them living together. no I'm not joking. yeah I mean personally I think Shaun should sleep with one eye open but nobody asked me."