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Average Splatoon Server

Splatoon patch notes will be like "decreased sloopy goopy fire rate by 0.2%" and the community will just be like "dead weapon, fuck the devs, how could they do this"

more griller slander

I was thinking how it’d be really funny if they did release playable salmonids, but that they were just normal salmonids (like chums and goldies) and not the ideal salmonling (that’s human shaped), so you just have salmonids who are just wearing clothing but are otherwise completely normal.

and what’d ya know, an OC popped out of that. Might write a fic about that or something at some point.

this was made more for twitter than tumblr but i’m still archiving it

man I bet Nerys is spreading some CRAZY rumors about Donna's life.

"do you remember Donna's wedding? no, her first wedding. the one where she disappeared and then later she showed up with some random guy and then the two of them left with Lance, her fiance? and then Lance was literally never seen again? yeah they never found his body btw. ok so get this. that guy, the one who crashed the wedding? he lives with her now. and Shaun. just all three of them living together. no I'm not joking. yeah I mean personally I think Shaun should sleep with one eye open but nobody asked me."

144: Number of complaints received by the BBC about The Star Beast, because the episode included a positive portrayal of a trans character.

5,583: Number of complaints received by the BBC about The Time of Angels, because the episode included an animated banner ad for The Graham Norton Show.

girl help a flipper flopper crashed into my building

its stuck and won't stop screaming