I Am Not In The US But Maybe I Can Help By Rebloging

nikolai lantsov = tony stark

no i will not be elaborating

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

Rhodey: Kid? I need you to rate your pain

Peter: [with a dislocated shoulder] Pi. Minimal but never ending

Rhodey: Tony what kind of fucked up hellhole did you find this kid in

[The team having to listen to Y/N complaining the entire way back to the compound after a mission because Steve didn’t let her blow up a building]

Steve, sighing: So you think you’ll be done complaining now?

Y/N, shrugging: Wish I didn't love to complain but unfortunately I'm just really good at it. Who am I to deny the world my gift.

Natasha, smirking, without even looking at Steve: Should’ve let her blow up the building.

*the team laughs, whilst Natasha holds Y/N’s hand and walks off the quinjet, knowing Y/N isn’t done complaining for a while*

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But by this logic if you have bad skin you are against trans rights.

That seems...unfair.

Spot the difference🔥🔥🔥

my favourite thing about kaz is that he isn't a humourless miserable serious person. he's a drama queen, constantly sarcastic and genuienly laughs. he's cruel and terrifying, but he's also just a sassy teenager

Happy Birthday, Tony!