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See, you may be talking about how I'm a useless piece of shit

But I've already killed myself ten different ways in my head.

Damn I wish I could order these

Do you have a favorite disease?

Sorry for taking a year to send this out.

I personally am not well versed in the study of disease, but whatever. I like the word syphilis and I think sexually transmitted diseases are horrifying because you can pretty easily get them and slip them in people's food and such.

Why am I like this

Wowwwww

You're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

When I first tumbld into Tumblr, I thought the ancient one's writing juices would flow into me and I would become a true tumblr immediately. But I was wrong and now I must tumbl until this happens.

This is fun, I like it. Relatable, I do say.

Customer Service Wolf.

You could say that. He even has funny makeup!

I'm not autistic

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity