Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers. (not forced ofc)
Oh wow! Ok. I'm done
Nothing like listing my favorite qualities at 11:40
My humor. I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy in a lovable asshole kinda way. I also like making funny inspirational quotes for my friends like "Is the glass half empty or half full? I drink the glass now it's empty and my bladders full", "Teach a man to light a fire and he's warm for a day light a man on fire and you get charged with criminal arson", and "What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable and probably traumatizes you"
My chillness. I'm a pretty chill and accepting dude. As long as you're not a genuine dickhead I'll get along with you and I also really don't care too much what people think about me
My SMURTNESS! I'm a pretty smart guy according to most people. And it makes me feel good. I always try hard in school but I'd say I'm a dumbass when it comes to actual logic which I'm fine with because it makes me cuter
My weirdness. Once asked my friends what would happen if I stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner! True story! I like to think I'm an anomaly in every regard and I'm fine with it. I talk to myself because I believe I'm the best person to converse with. I'm a pineapple out of pear on the Autism scale
My charm. I tend to win over a lot of people on accident. For some reason people like me and I don't even need to try. What can I say I'm just an amazing riz machine π. And if some people don't like that they can cry about it! *Dabs*
MYYYYY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND
Shshdhdhshhssjsj
Feeling salty today πππ
Here's the first set of cards for the basic pack (Note: This isn't all the cards in the pack just the ones I've made so far)
The rules are a work in progress
I do not own any of the art and all credit goes to original projects
fucking Spamton?!?
[CERTIFIED USER], [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON], IM [HORNY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA], [SEXY MEN IN YOUR AREA], [INSERT PIPIS FOR REWARD MEMBERSHIP], [HYPER-LINK BLOCKED]
Those are what he'd fill in
Hey how are you β¨ [USERNAME]... my ΥΈame is π [NAME] π I'm [ADVERB] π [ADJECTIVE] π right now π₯΅ and I'm hopingπ yoΥ½ to [VERB OF FUN]π [HYPERLINK] π¦ please be πfast πΈ I'm π³ waitiΥΈgπ you here π₯
Woops under the wrong blog
Stupid me
Who is Burghley swapped with
Berdly is swapped with Susie
Berdly is a cyber bully who flirts with Noelle and loves playing video games and eating Dry Erase markers
Susie is a nerd who is rude and snarky though she questions if she's really as smart as her grades say she is. She also flirts with Noelle in the most cheesy ways physically possible
Fetti Widow: *shows crude drawing of a cupcake*
Creatos: Very good *clap clap*
Fetti Widow: *Bows*
And yours?
Creatos: *Shows detailed and quite horrifying picture of the angel*
Fetti Widow: .........
You did that?
Creatos: Yeah just this morning (at 3 AM over a pentagram)
Fetti Widow: Fuck off
Creatos: What?
Fetti Widow: You did not draw that this morning!
Creatos: Yes I did
Fetti Widow: YOU DID NOT DRAW THAT THIS MORNING!!!
Creatos: I DID!
Fetti Widow : I don't believe you
Creatos: You drew the cupcake
Fetti Widow: My cupcake was shit!
Creatos: Oh it just needs some shading
Fetti Widow: Oh shut up!
Creatos: Bit of charcoal
Fetti Widow: Where'd you learn so much about art
Creatos: Are you angry at me for having a hobby?
Fetti Widow: Evidently yeah
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UnderSwap
Sans: Mweh heh heh! Human behold my most super stupendous....superb.....stunning....stellar...suave...
Papyrus: Suave?
Sans: Well I was trying to think of alliteration
Papyrus : For what?
Sans: Trap......damnit! I'm used to alliterating my own name
Don't worry Sans we can still salvage this sticky situation!
Papyrus: We just need an S word for trap
Sans: Snare?
Papyrus: Well it's not a snare trap
Sans: Hmmmmmm......
*human walks away*
Sans: How about we ask Muttler? He has a very well rehearsed vocabulary
Papyrus: You speak dog?
Sans: No but I'm taking a class
Papyrus: Duolingo or-
Sans: Duolingo! Of course! What other option is there?
Papyrus: Preach
Sans:......I guess snare works
Ahem
Human prepare for my-
Papyrus: The human left
Sans: GOD! DAMNIT!
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Alphys: Are you ready for your training scrub?
Sans: We're gonna be cleaning?
Alphys: No I meant-
Sans: Oh wait!
Scrub as in the doctor clothes?
Are we gonna help Undyne?
Is this another excuse to sniff her bedsheets?
Alphys: Shut up!
Scrub is derogatory
Sans: Gadzuntight
Alphys: I know you're fucking with me?
Sans: No I'm not
That's Undyne's job
Alphys: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Mild trigger warning on Whimsum
Bullfroggit: Basically Froggit but meaner and more aggressive Blynde
(Loox): Lost his eye and is more mean but also more cowardly
Fell! Whimsum (No new name idea): Whimsum already had references to suicide. So Fell Whimsum has a noose around it's neck and begs you to kill it. It's meant to also demonstrate how the genocide route of Underfell being treated more like mercy route than the pacifist route
Fell Migosp: Is the opposite. Instead of aggressive when with friends and docile alone. It is docile when with friends due to being scared of them and aggressive when alone due to anger of you killing the other monsters or lashing out cause it's alone depending on your actions
Fell Vegetoid: Instead of wanting you to eat it, it wants to eat you!
Fell Moldsmol: Is acidic and that's about it. Just acidic slime
Fell Misgospel: Just a crazy jester who hates being around others but is happy though violent when alone
Fell Parsnik: Turned to Stone. The snakes control the body like a puppet.
Fell Moldsmol: Acidic and stores bones of other enemies within it. Juggles a skull that it sometimes uses in place of a head. Misgospels only friend
I always love drawing the God of Hyperdeath's face
So basically he's a mega jerk no matter his souls
Flowey also loves being able to flip people off
conartist
Joy
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