“Dave, Dave Dave Dave. Hey

bet he didn’t see that one coming

fellas

is it gay to kiss a homie goodnight

“Helloooo, Roger.”

| He grins under his mask, his pupils blown out a little just from the SIGHT of his husband, gayass. |

“How’s it goinggg?”

| He leaned close down to Roger’s ‘face’, his head tilted slightly and his tall feathers wagging only a little in held back excitement. |

" Owl! Hello! " Roger perks up visibly upon seeing Owl. " I’ve missed you so much.. " He pauses. " Are you alright? Your pupils look.. " He didn’t want to assume, but he’s seen people that are on drugs. He knows that the pupils will expand when viewing something or someone you like, but…

He shakes his head. " Never mind. I’m overthinking it. "

YIPPEE!!!

CHOMP. Teefs are not sharp :3

" Oh- not as bad as I thought. "

you little

@ross-yippee

do it :3

maaatttt i lvoe you sos ososso much mwmwmwaahmwhawmhaamh

" Oh– Thank you, I guess..? This is the second time in a month someone besides Steven has said that to me! "

what..?

This took so long and I have NO REGRETS

@hunklejunk Enjoy!

matthew . i have a gift . for you . [ plushieofsteven.png ] get freaky . or don't . idk .

" Mine. Thank you. "

Steven scoffs. " You have the real thing right here?? "

" Yeah, I’m aware– it’s just a nice gift. Thanks anon! "

Oreos in his mouth

this man is relatable