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Weird lesbians and eastern europeans are the backbone of the elder scrolls fandom

this video has been all that i think about for days now

Unmute !

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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holy moly

"Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course..."

The Elder Scrolls Language Families

This is heavily based off of the speculated tree from UESP: Ehlnofex Languages featuring my own speculations.

Notes: Old Cyrodilic is partly based on Ayleidoon, Nedic and Tsaesci. Old Cyrodilic can be thought of as a pidegonlanguage or possibly a lingua franca.

*Dwemeris is spoken by some scholars, but not in a speech community.

**I speculate Ashland is a dialect of Dunmeris. 

+Spoken by Gelebor and known by some scholars.

The choice to call something a language versus a dialect is largely political so I went based off of my judgments.

I chose to call Snow Elvish, Snow Elvish over Falmeris because Gelebor prefers to be called a Snow Elf :)

@uesp I'd love to hear your thoughts! Particularly on the dialects! (Also Tumblr killed the image quality so DM me if you want to see the clearer image)

“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”

(via)

a man who doesn't love easily, loves too much

They meet

Based completely off of this iconic video

Out of context things that happen in ESO

Woman asks local hero if she should murder her daughter in her sleep

Dog tries to kill god and throw a comet at everyone. Also bites innocent bystander. His owner gets mad at you when you scold the dog.

Four legged cat encourages bipedal cat to commit suicide and gets really upset when you interfere. is bored of cheese

Another four legged cat has a drinking problem, but wants to help in a heist anyway

Lizard is murdered by long lost sister, but to be fair he was trying to kill her first

Disaster man has to dig a giant egg out of poop and accidentally gets someone else killed in the process

Local assassin confesses crimes to priest, is surprised when she gets in trouble

Slaver with a lizard fetish leaves evidence all over volcanic island

Indiana Jones gets shoved down a well but nobody feels bad because he has an enormous ego

Game of Thrones, but with orcs

Local populace has a zombie problem but they don’t want to be rude by killing the zombies personally, can you do it for them?

Vampire adopts many vampire babies, sacrifices himself to vampire god, makes vampire babies cry

Old man who yells at cloud accidentally sets dragons on an entire fucking country

Lots of sexual tension between worm guy and anti-worm guy

Local mum fucking hates it when plague people move in to her sewers

Clockwork dad is so depressed he sits around and does jack shit for an entire DLC and uses you as therapist after. gets made fun of by spider mom. continues to make sad faces

Local bigender parent goes to sleep, doesn’t notice while dog assassinates his best friend

POV you are Nerevarine

If masturbation is witchcraft, then I'm the motherfucking Arch Mage!

Penis Galerion

Gwendis

i love her so much ♥

Omfg

Baaaaaaabes

Danger bush

First page from comic about hiking (I made a sketch for this years ago, while hiking at Norway ♥ ) I will upload next pages this weekend ♥

Showing off OCs like

Wait for it

Did You Know: Although you do not learn it yourself, the resurrection shout is “Slen Tiid Vo”? The words of the shout mean “Flesh Time (Opposite of)”, and you do learn to use the first two words as part of different shouts (Ice Form and Slow Time).

“Who can fix this? It can’t be fixed. This is the way things are now, until we die. The gods have left Cyrodiil. I wish you all luck, but you won’t find it.”

–The final line of the final issue of The Chorrol Crier.

This little guy has places to be.

rain in the mountains !

nicholassteinbergphotography “Cotton candy Waves” Here’s a time lapse from my shot Cotton Candy Waves. As opposed to a long exposure, this was shot with successive shorter exposures to show movement and texture. Love how mesmerizing the fog is.

Zenyatta has an encouraging message for the lgbtq community!