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first three words you notice describe your 2023!
the way i can just imagine which one would do which from the other three-
vyn: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
luke: [cracking his knuckles]
luke: manslaughter it is
just started chapter 6 and this shit got me HOWLING like fjkldsajflkd
on rosa's tendency to be a block of wood.
canon jfkdlsajfkds
a day when the nxx turn into cats (and a dog)
okay why is this the CUTEST thing i have ever seen though my heart has been melted afjlkdkslajfd
a tale of a princess and a dragon
dude what is mihoyo tryna do to us TwT
mihoyo really said "Happy New Year! They're all dead btw"
VYN NOOOOOO
marius looks hot tho hehe
yesss yuuuum
Sweets Database.
You can read it on my livejournal, the link in the bio.
twiyor is so funny to me its like
if we were to compare their prospective romantic relationship to, say, going down a flight of stairs:
yor is heading down at a casual pace, maybe looking around at the scenery, taking care not to miss any steps; she’s not going fast enough to say that she 💕✨ loves✨💕 him, but she fancies him, obviously. she wouldn’t get that specifically jealous of his interactions with fiona otherwise. hes handsome, kind, respectful, skilled, and has given her a place in his family, of course she’d be crushing a bit. so she’s taking her time, not in a rush to reach the bottom.
loid on the other hand has tripped over the first step, is tumbling down at speeds that could rival a vehicle and isnt even aware that he’s currently hurtling towards the bottom landing. but he’ll tell you he’s absolutely not falling down a flight of stairs, even though he jumped at the chance to honeypot with no tactical or logical advantage once she revealed even a smidgen of romantic interest. like he straight up associates her with a ‘safe space’ hello??????
unlike the yuri on ice fandom, we're getting a movie
SPY X FAMILY SEASON 2 AND MOVIE
jesus fuck, gonna repost this because who the actual fuck thinks it's okay + for those who might need it for reference
Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP
(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!)
An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a novel on Amazon:
(And they weren't even creative with their cover design. If you're going to pirate something that I spent a full year of my life writing, at least give me a pretty screenshot to brag about later. Seriously.)
I promptly filed a DMCA complaint to have it removed, but I checked out the company that put it up -- Plush Books -- and it looks like A LOT of their books are pirated fic. They are by no means the only ones doing this, either -- the fact that """publishers""" can download stories from AO3 in ebook format and then reupload them to Amazon in just a few clicks makes fic piracy a common problem. There are a whole host of reasons why letting this continue is bad -- including actual legal risk to fanfiction archives -- but basically:
IF YOU ARE A FANFIC AUTHOR WITH LONG AND/OR POPULAR WORKS, PLEASE CHECK AMAZON TO SEE IF YOUR STORIES HAVE BEEN PIRATED.
You can search for your fics by title, or by text from the description (which is often just copied wholesale from AO3 as well). If you find that someone has stolen your work and is selling it as their own, you can lodge a DMCA complaint (Amazon.com/USA site; other countries have different systems). If you haven't done this before, it's easy! Here's a tutorial:
HOW TO FILE A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT FOR STOLEN WORK ON AMAZON.COM:
First, go to this form. You'll need to be signed into your Amazon account.
Select the radio buttons/dropdown options (shown below) to indicate that you are the legal Rights Owner, you have a copyright concern, and it is about a pirated product.
Enter the name of your story in the Name of Brand field.
In the Link to the Copyrighted Work box, enter a link to the story on AO3 or whatever site your work is posted on.
In the Additional Information box, explain that you are the author of the work and it is being sold without your permission. That's all you really need. If you want, you can include additional information that might be helpful in establishing the validity of your claim, but you don't have to go into great detail. You can simply write something like this:
I am the author of this work, which is being sold by [publisher] without my permission. I originally published this story in [date/year] on [name of site], and have provided a link to the original above. On request, I can provide documentation proving that I am the owner of the account that originally posted this story.
In the ASIN/ISBN-10 field, copy and paste the ID number from the pirated copy's URL. You'll find this ten-digit number in the Amazon URL after the word "product," as in the screenshot below. (If the URL extends beyond this number, you can ignore everything from the question mark on.) Once this number has been added, Amazon will pull the product information automatically and add it to the complaint form, so you can check the listing title and make sure it's correct.
Finally, add your contact information to the relevant fields, check the "I have read and accept the statements" box, and then click Submit. You should receive an email confirmation that Amazon has received the form.
Please share this information with your writer friends, keep an eye out for/report pirated works, and help us keep fanfiction free and legally protected!
NOTE: All of the above also applies to Amazon products featuring stolen artwork, etc., so fan artists should check too!
/not aimed at anyone here
not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.
The "We're Very Normal" Forger Family:
PS. Note how all of these are from the 1st cour. Once they stop trying so hard to be the Perfect Normal Family, the Forgers actually become increasingly 'normal' - imperfect, chaotic, and a mess of emotions they all have to learn to navigate.
For the mission or something xD
Showing Twilight going straight to Yor’s hand resting on her lap - again, honey, watch where you hand is going - makes it all the more funnier when he freaks out about Yor having rested his head on her lap.
I don’t know Twilight, I think that’s what you were going for anyway.
I NEEDED THIS AHH
Hello again!
I was wondering if you had any spy x family fic recs that are twiyor centric? AUs? I’m having trouble finding ones that are what I’m looking for. Ratings don’t matter. Anything from G to E would be appreciated! Thank you!!
boy oh BOY do i have twiyor fic recs !!!! it's like basically all i read LMAO and i am always on a hunt for more. i feel like i have read through a good chunk of what's on ao3 and i still feel starved. there's always my bookmarks you can sift through for twiyor fics, but for some more curated recommendations (and this is not gonna include all the ones i've lost my mind over, that's far too many, this is just what i can remember off the top of my head):
the living blues by @nire-the-mithridatist
rated T, 5/6 chapters, currently 14k words
GOD it would be such an understatement to say i am a huge fan of not only this work but EVERY WORK by this author because SHE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS OKAY. i avoid angst like the plague but i saw the happy ending tag to this fic and IT DIDN'T DISAPPOINT (chapter 6 is gonna be an epilogue)!!!!!!! AUGHHH this isnt even a good review im just yelling but yeah this is really good and also pretty much everything else by this author, i'll say it now so this list doesn't have numerous fics by the same person just do yourself a favor and read through what she's got if you haven't already
With Kid Gloves by crownofrosegold on ao3
rated G, 1/2 chapters, currently 2.5k words
4 words: Mr Darcy Hand Flex
the most yearning, pining, longing fic ever with the least physical touch ever. loid traces yor's gloves in his pocket with his thumb and its somehow intimate. yeah
it's been a hot minute since it's updated but the first chap can kinda be read as a standalone (to me) which is why i rec, even though i personally only go after finished fics for my own sanity :^) also its just too darn cute how can i not
How to Be a Supportive Husband by @nemaliwrites
rated T, 1/1 chapters, 910 words
short and sweet drabble of the most simpiest loid post reveal. what more could you want
MISSION: Bottom Feeder by SilverSupa on ao3
rated T, 2/4 chapters, currently 9.5k words
this one is just too good and funny LMAOO yor and loid are Peak Stupid and also Peak Attracted To Each Other so it's just. mm good mix. this one's also been a hot second since it's last update but i love it too much so its on this list
even when we're not together (will you stay with me?) by JaMills on ao3
rated T, 1/1 chapters, 4.5k words
gosh this is another one of those super good reads that make you sit and think after you're done. soulmate AU where they swap bodies as children until they meet. personally i'm not the most dedicated reader of aus where yor and loid meet as kids, but the way its handled here is just so good and adds to the story. it's also part of a series and the next installment is equally as good. this is another one of those authors that has a lot of quality stuff (although there's a good dash of angst which i keep my distance from JKFHISDH) so look through their page!
Enough by Frotu on ao3
rated T, 1/1 chapters, 4k words
EHEHE THIS ONE HAS ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET FR it is soooo cute. typical thing of yors coworkers getting into her head, she asks loid if what they have is enough, and... well.... you can read what happens from there ;] (spoiler: it's very cute)
a dream in charmeuse by selfetish (@selfetishizing ) on ao3
rated T, 2/2 chapters, 12k words
oh gosh, the prose in this is just?? so insanely good??? its such a pretty read. this is twiyor, yes, but it's also a deep dive into femininity and yor's understanding/rediscovery of it. i remember the first time i read it the opening scene of the first chapter was just so GOOD to me, i was like OMG i am not gonna forget this this is so iconic AND IT IS!!!!! i love me a good yor centric fic. we usually get more of twilight contemplation (i mean he has got the whole mission thing going on and hes our resident overthinker so, understandable) but this was such a nice look into yor's..,, like, fundamental building blocks?? if that makes sense?? its just good ok read it
"The Five Times Loid Forger Went Topless In Front of His Wife and the One Time She Reciprocated" Or “Bare-Chested in Berlint” by Talik_Sanis on ao3
rated M, 6/6 chapters, 17.5k words
that title should tell you all you need to know right LMAOOO it's just yor being incredibly horny, like embarrassingly so. she lacks a grip
again this is just 8 fics, where my bookmarks list are over 200 (yeesh) so feel free to look through those. i've also got some fics, most of which are twiyor lmao (brainrot i told you). and don't forget to show these awesome authors some love!
wow huh INTERESTING
Does he care to explain himself?
When he’s ‘married’ to Nightfall as part of the Phony cover, Twilight never once had to tell himself over and over again that the marriage was a sham, that it’s just a marriage of convenience, that he needs to keep up appearances for their cover, that he’s been in relationships with a lot of other women, that he needs to maybe give ‘Nafalia’ a kiss or two to convince the crowds etc
Wonder why he felt the need for all these things when he’s around Yor.
the slow burn of this series TwT
I read a translation of the light novel and it mentioned there that it's been awhile since Twiyor had a date by themselves after the chin kick incident. Do you think this means that Loid really thinks Yor rejected him and is not interested in him at all so he's been keeping his distance dates-wise? I mean, he was right in reading Yor, she just didn't react the way he expected her to.
*MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD*
Yes. And actually, Twilight and Yor do not properly interact until the Cruise Arc after the Very Disastrous Date. Twilight kept his distance.
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Which is why it’s cute when he admits to Anya he finds it lonesome when Yor is not around. And why it’s cute when he tells Anya maybe they can search for Yor on the deck while they watched the fireworks. And why it’s cute when he got all flushed when Yor noticed him skipping. And that cryptic, intense look he gave her when Anya was playing with the sheep and it’s just the two of them standing together. And the little smile he gave when she collapsed onto him…
He thinks she’s rejected him and respects that choice. But it would seem he probably wishes for another outcome.
No thoughts.....just thinking about how they look at each other softly like this
the moment i saw this on screen my heart broke D: she deserves the world
This hurts so badly 😢😢😭😭😭😭
AHHH I NEED SOMEONE TO USE THESE WITH
⌕ spy x family - EP 23.
like or reblog if you save/use
no cause i was thinking the EXACT SAME THING staring at my poster of "FORGE your own path" in english class i'm gald i'm not the only one ahhhh
Something about the way “Forger” and “Phony” both easily have the immediate meaning of being something fake, and yet Forging can still simultaneously mean creating something new with what you have now, while no such second definition exists for the word Phony.
I love Twilight and Nightfall’s blatantly obvious cover names being made up by Nightfall in that aspect—and on the flipside, Twilight choosing “Forger” on his own accord, probably not even realizing that its other meaning would ever be relevant. I just think they’re neat
yes
Yor’s colleagues: Loid is hot 🥵
Forger’s neighbours: Loid is hot 🥵
Everyone at the Berlint General Hospital: Loid is hot 🥵
Random bartender: Loid is hot 🥵
Becky: Loid is hot 🥵
Yuri: Loid is hot 🥵
Yor: Loid understands why I kill people 🥵
Papas that would totally unalive you (or at least try) if you hurt their baby
Yor's version
Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
Katya fakes her death.
I NEEDED THIS OML
matching pfps for you and your fake wife🥰
Let's be real, as someone who isn't Jewish, I wouldn't even dare to do something like that to my partner's family, and if something like that happened with my family, I would be pissed off as fuck at my own family for disrespecting theirs like that.
On top of that, I hate the way many conservative Christians think they can just force their beliefs onto others. Fucking disgusting.
The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.
Reblogging for the fashion majors/artists out there
I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!
If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out
Loid: Touch her and you're dead.
Person after cat calling Yor: What are you going to do, kill me?
Loid: I never said I'd be the one killing you.
Yor: *Pulls out a knife*
there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that