WAIT I WANT AQUIA TO HAVE A ROUTE!!!
Like I played Guy's route purely for Aquia, and then Guy started being- Guy...
Also I'm gonna drag more assumptions onto this.
ALL Voleri characters are vaguely reminiscent of Genshin characters. I do not make the rules. Rio is mildly giving Childe and Thoma is giving, well, mildly Thoma TwT
DISCLAIMER: Everything here is a joke, so if you're offended, sorry 😅
Guy
You need therapy. Also, a part of you was hoping the writers remembered to make him likeable, kinda with a similar energy to Lucifer
Lynt
You like sleepy bois. You also wanna spoil him rotten like a grandma
Toa
You wish you were his therapist. Either that or you're the therapist friend in your squad
Roy
You want a gentleman straight out of a fairytale. You're also pretty basic
Fenn
We get it. You're horny af. There's also a 40% chance you're bisexual
Rio
You like himbos. You also probably had a crush on either Beelzebub or Ed Sheeran at one point in your life
Lance
You like bad bois with a heart of gold. You also want to adopt Christoph. You're also probably a dog person
Dia
You want to spend all day collecting mushrooms with him. You also daydream about living a cottagecore lifestyle with him
Lou
You have good taste
Tino
He reminds you of a grandma. Either that or you're into wholesome bois who are secretly freaky asf
Grayson
You're into the strong, silent, and gentlemanly type
Jasper
You never read his route yet, did you?
Knight
Your life's motto is "Short People Rule!" There's also a 30% chance you're feral asf. You also probably like cats
Thoma
You probably had a crush on Mammon at one point in your life
Aquia
Again, you have good taste. Also, after finding out he's getting a route, you celebrated very loudly. If you play on the English server, you still find the fact that he's getting a route at all is a victory nonetheless
Sherry
You're lesbian asf. You also wonder IF she's getting a route
Violet
Same as Sherry's. You also want her to either suffocate you or step on you. Either way, you'd thank her
My trauma didn't make me stronger. That credit goes to me and me alone.
I made me stronger. I pulled myself through. That strength was already a part of me.
My trauma did not add to my character. It did not make me kind. It did not make me a warrior.
Anything I am is thanks to me.
Maybe you want to argue that I wouldn't have found that strength without my trauma. But it's still my strength, that I found within myself. It already existed in me for me to be able to find it. My trauma does not deserve the credit for it.
And even if it did help me find that strength, it doesn't mean I'm "better" for my trauma in any way shape or form. The trauma didn't do me any favours. And I'd still be better off if it hadn't happened.
:O when i get paid i will definitely buy!!! it's a need
(repost for any obey me fans and to support the creator)
added this lil angry boi to my shop ! ♡
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
Kaito: heyyy can you pikc me up? I’m tok drnuk
Kaito: nvm, u don’t hve too. I’m hoome nowww
MC: Yes, I was aware of that after I dropped you off.
RIP
To my anons and everyone else, Instagram reels has quietly rolled out a new feature where when you share a link to a Reel, the person that opens it sees the account that sent it. It's a disgusting breach of privacy and there doesn't seem to be a way to disable this in settings but it is possible to get around this by deleting the part of the link that comes after "igsh".
Please be careful going forward. I have deleted all of my asks/posts that contained a link like this and I hope we're all honorable enough to not do anything with any identifying information we might accidentally come across.
unlike the yuri on ice fandom, we're getting a movie
He a little confused but he's got spirit