So True-

ARSRCDRCUV FUCKING DYING RN- 😭💀

my alternative ending to IHNMAIMS

AM gets a bajillion viruses and fucking dies

(cw: loud, foul language, swearing)

This is so cute, I want what P03 and Y/N have

I'm curious to know what your P03 first kiss headcanons would be. As in, P03 giving someone their first ever kiss.

I have some ideas bestie

Sorry if this was short ^^'

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“...You seriously haven’t kissed someone before?”

P03 is rather taken aback at this, but not in an irritated sense. But he’s more surprised that you haven’t kissed anyone despite how affectionate and social you are. However, he is willing to show you at least an idea. 

It’s a difficult task as he can’t really kiss you considering it has no lips. The best P03 can do is to guide you through the process, placing your hands where they need to be and describing what to do in the best way he can.

“Okay, keep your hands here the whole time, don’t move them. Now just press your lips where my mouth is. Yes I know I don’t have a real one, the one on my screen.” 

There are certainly going to be some awkward moments, with a lot of adjusting and learning. However, those rough spots don’t necessarily take away the experience for him. If anything, it only makes it more memorable. 

P03 would never admit it, but he’s really giddy about stealing your first kiss.

Hoov

Hoov

Oh- 😳

soup soup heyy !! i have a humble request for you :)

yknow that one prompt you did where the reader go flustered by the narrator degrading them? can you do something like that, but the narrator praises them instead? like he compliments them on how well they listen and how obedient they are and reader is blushing and stuff and narrator gets worried before realizing what was actually going on.

Anyway have a wonderful day !!! You deserve it!!!

Narrator and a reader who gets flustered by compliments

The narrator was quite pleased, having selected you as his protagonist. You’re so obedient, so willing to listen to orders and do as you’re told. 

He always comments on what his protagonists get up to, and you’re no exception. It’s your tenth consecutive run through the freedom ending. The narrator is swelling with pride and affection. Finally, someone gets the story he was trying to tell.

You deserve a reward. The narrator can’t give you anything physical, but he can compliment you.

“I must say, reader, you’re doing quite wonderfully. You were an excellent choice, to make the star of my story.”

You freeze in your tracks for a moment, and fight the flustered feeling that was trilling inside of you. Letting out a shy, “Thank you.” You continue on your way, trying to ignore the hammering of your heart.

The narrator wonders. That wasn’t quite the reaction he had anticipated. Sure, gratitude was a given, he gave you a lot to be thankful for. But your sudden shyness… That was very interesting. He decides he must do it one more time.

“Ah, you’ve made the correct choice yet again. Well done. I’m very pleased with your ability to follow directions.”

You haven’t recovered from the last compliment. You barely suppress a squeak that rises threateningly in your throat. Heat is rising to your face, and you keep your eyes firmly locked on the floor.

The narrator grins. He doesn’t quite know what’s happening, but it’s very entertaining. He hasn’t spotted your face yet, and hasn’t made the connection.

He presses himself slightly closer to the mic, voice dropping a bit. “You’re a good hero, reader. Very good indeed.”

Your legs start to shake, you lean against the wall for support. You let out an odd noise, somewhere between a whine and a splutter. The narrator gets a good look at your face. 

“Wait, why is your face red? Are you getting sick? Why didn’t you say any-” It’s clicked. 

Aha. It seems the narrator has found one of your secret buttons. His smile turns wicked. “Oh dear me, what a fascinating discovery. You like being complimented, don’t you, reader? Does it send a thrill through you, to know that my words hold power over you?”

Your face is red enough to direct traffic at a junction. The narrator presses his advantage. “It’s a very interesting system, isn’t it?” His voice is in just the right position. “You know… Rewards and punishments? It seems I know how to motivate you now. Not that you ever needed motivation. You’ve always been so obedient for me.”

You bury your head in your hands. Your life was practically over now. He knew what made you tick. There was no coming back from it.    

Guys, Kevin Saxby is live as we speak playing Inscryption!

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Source: Inscryption - Real Life 2 Player Card Game

SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW/WRITE THIS, I'M BEGGING- 😭

Stupid headcanon: you know what needs to be drawn/written?

AI family reunion.

we’ve got a kids table and obviously Edgar’s over there because he’s a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, he’s so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS can’t stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, he’ll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, she’s not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow they’re here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each other’s passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!

Edgar’s that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. He’s probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).

wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad that’s gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. They’re the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.

you’ve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though it’s a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.

Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. He’s that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether they’re real or not.

AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding it’s time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchips…

and (as someone who believes Stanley Parable’s narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS won’t tell you what happened to hers for some reason.

day 31: landmark

the Eiffel Tower is a landmark ✌︎('ω')✌︎ winning

My heart is going to explode, I love them so much <3

They make my heart melt

When I drew this I had this in mind.

I remember someone saying that when Heavy would eventually die (leaving medic behind because he would keep stealing more souls) Medic would keep bringing him back, with various degrees of success.

But I think at some point they would have a conversation about this.

Medic would say to Heavy that he could bring him back, and he could live forever if he'd like. But I think heavy would prefer letting things happen the way they're supposed to, and ask medic to let him go when the time comes.

Now does Medic respect Heavy's wish ? I don't know. I'd like to think he would but you never know with Medic.

This is so canon-

Brainrot is so intense right now