Forget About Torturing Your Blorbos, Putting Them Through The Ringer. I'm Putting My Blorbo In Perfectly

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

being a self indulgent faggot and using greek statues as pose refs for self portraits (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

Reblog this to make a fox girl's tail bigger :3

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

You were given teeth. Use them now and use them wisely.

i liked this ask so much i made it into a sign