Okay but do the butts match
The batkids don't an SNL skit where they wear shifty versions of their hero outfits and do mocking impressions of them.
It ends up proving to Gotham that they 100% ARE NOT vigilantes.
A redesign of the original 3 ghost fighting team!
Sam is mixed race (blasian? Maybe —not sure) because for some reason I always thought she was in canon?? Don’t ask me why I have no idea but I love the idea. Also her mother would never let her dye her hair so she wears it naturally strawberry blond and takes out her nose piercing at home. Sam is more into gardening and activism than she is in show and she and Danny bond over gardening and astronomy. She’s pan because I said so.
Tucker is still a geek but he’s got a little bit of a fashionable sense now because I can not stand his old design it gives me hives. He’s more of a computer geek rather than a full techno geek and so he carries his computer is his backpack 24/7. He’s into baseball now and is frustrated that he isn’t able to get onto the baseball team because he’s pretty skinny and has no coordination.
Danny is more into NASA and desperately tries to get his grades up while ghost fighting instead of blowing it off (sadly he’s colorblind and doesn’t know it but it’s okay because he ends up being an astronaut anyway). Danny is the son of two highly intelligent scientists so he used to have really good grades and Mr.Lancer and him got along really well before the accident. He’s also bi and trans because I said so. He doesn’t really like baseball anymore but he and Tucker really bond over it.
I love them.
Closeups!
I was thinking today about Damian having a nightmare and coming into Bruce’s room in the middle of the night to suggest that they’re under attack from Scarecrow. Bruce figures out pretty quickly that Damian’s self-described “acute mental disturbance” was actually just his kid having a bad dream, and eventually he just lifts the sheets and lets him snuggle in next to him, which Damian reluctantly accepts 🥺
Damian having to accept sometimes that he is still just a kid… that’s the shit that gets me 😭 Sometimes he gets scared. Sometimes he needs a hug, or to play with a cool toy, even if he doesn’t fully accept that himself.
Dont know if i’m going to take this any further, but if I do it’ll probably just be some simple moonlit lighting. god i love them,,,
ps. damian’s teddy is a gloomy bear. it has claws and blood on its fur and angry eyebrows that he added himself. he thinks it’s very menacing and much more true to real bears
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”
Skeletons of Portland
Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.
Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.
Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:
Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.
Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:
Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.
Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.
Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.
Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?
Roy: But Bruce said-
Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-
*cut to Jason fighting Batman*
Roy: So does this count, or…
Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?
Steph: Outsourcing.
Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*