Eddie: The House Is A Disaster. We Need To Clean.

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

Happy Halloween!

Wow my opinion of Bruno just changed entirely omfg

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

Keith: *came home at 2am*

Krolia: *Turn her chair* Where were you?

Keith: I was training with Kolivan

Kolivan: *Also turn his chair* Try it again.

Keith: I was catching up with Shiro.

Shiro: *Also turn his chair* Want to try that again?

Keith: I was taking Cosmo out for a walk.

Cosmo: *Turn his chair* Woof.

Keith: Fuck.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

Lance: *came home at 2am*

Hunk: *Turn his chair* Where were you?

Lance: At Pidge's house.

Pidge: *Also turn her chair* Try that again.

Lance: I went out shopping with Veronica for some clothes.

Veronica: *Also turn from her chair* Want to try that again?

Lance: I was out with Allura.

Allura: *Also turn from her chair* Lance, we all know you were with Keith.

Lance: Shit.

oh my gosh

Tumblr enforces new execution policy for horny on main, 2018, colorized.