WindClan's Forest Camp

soooo... I might have time skipped the clan to 5 moons without writing anything down by accident 🥲

(cw for gotg3 spoilers)

Them: GOTG3 is tragic and nuanced because Peter finally had the growth to accept that he had to fall out of love with a woman who was dead, and Gamora 2.0 found her own perfect family all by herself. Drax was seen as a valued member of the team and we finally understand Groot because we’ve spent enough time with him that we hear what he’s actually saying and—

Me, sobbing violently: BABY RACCOONS WITH BABY RACCOON HANds

I really wanna see a spayed/neutered warrior one day in the series and I wanna see how the clans will react, I think it would be really interesting

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FireGoldenSandDaisy (The FireBlonde Au)

When goldenflower shunts off her “tell my kids their dad sucks” responsibility to fireheart

Our boi firepanics and somehow insinuates that /he/ is their father. Just blurts out something like “I’m your dad actually haha”

Tawny: wait are u saying that ur our dad fireheart

Brambles: !!! 😱😱😱

Tawny: how’d you mange to get mom?

Bramble: 👀

Tawny and Bramble then do all sorts of shit to get them back together.

Now the ball’s in golden’s court: she can either admit that tiger is their dad herself and crush their dreams of firepapa Or go along with a growing number of cats who are wondering if she and fire have been a thing this whole time. Guess which one she chose

Sandstorm: -squinting at Goldenflower- mmm

Fireheart: ???????

Sandstorm: Yeah I can see it

Fireheart: What does this mean

Greystripe: He's got a type right?

Sandstorm: -look at herself- Oh definitely

Then Daisy joins the clan and everyone just side eyes Firestar

And bramble and tawny have to give firestar the talk

“Look dad, we know she’s completely your type”

“But please think of the vulnerable positiion she is in right now”

“OUT OF MY DEN”

Sandstorm isn't any help

Firestar: I didnt accept Daisy just. Because she's blonde.

Sandstorm: Hey I mean if you want it get it but I want to have a go at this one too

Firestar: -hiding his face in his paws-

Sand: "we're both going for her, then? Great! I get to say "I love you" first!"

Sandstorm is completely convinced she got to miss out on the previous milf so she's jumpstarting this for her and fire Now

Well they do say that blondes have more fun yjytj

Not to get political or anything but I discovered Hamilton through Warrior Cats amv's

made these studying cat genetics over the past 2 weeks!

i felt like there weren't enough visual guides of cat genetics so i went ahead and made some simple ones, my main references were Sparrow's Garden the website, Sparrow's Garden the blog, Messybeast, and The Little Carnivore.

AU where Mickey Mouse gets caught by a warrior cat and acts like fucking Jiminy Cricket but evil. The warrior cat clans proceed to become capitalist corporations that fund wars and slowly destroy StarClan through the bastardization of the morals they claim to stand for.

I had to post this before I thought it wasn't funny anymore.

"we want more mental illness rep!" usually means "i want my favorite woobified characters to wax poetic about their trauma". If they made a character have ocd, bpd, or a non-glorified version of ptsd (underdogs) most of y'all would hate those characters for being 'mean', 'morally corrupt', 'abusive', or 'whiny'. the larger fandom despises most characters who mildly resonate with mentally ill folk, there's no way y'all could handle an accurately written depiction of stigmatized conditions lol (1)