pronouns: anytherian and otherkinwoking on an undenyably cringe alien comicnerodivergentsilly little guy
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Latest Posts by cokrouch - Page 8
we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
”You are valid”
“But I’m a physical therian”
“So? You’re still valid”
“But Im an otherkin”
“Doesn’t make you any less valid”
“But I have a ‘common’ theriotype”
“Don’t see how’d that change anything”
“but I’m-“
“No. Your valid”
found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE
worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward
Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion
what if you matched my freak AND my loving heart huh
Update me, disturb me, tell me about your day, I love all that.
zombies, do your “zombie symptoms” ever just randomly get worse?? like i feel extra zombie. i’m WAY more snarly and hungry and feral and want to rip tear shred and feel like i’m actively decaying and need to attack someone then scamper away
i will be treating myself to mac and cheese for the feel betters
might fuck around and show you what soft, calm, safe love truly feels like.
i'm not ghosting you, i forgot i was real
fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eve bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)
fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill
I like to be a little stupid recreationally
bit of a vent cuz i can say whatever i want, cuz i have free will and you do too which means you dont gotta read it if ya dont wanna. this is cuz i need to voice it, itll be good for me
i got work this weekend and im dreading it, love what i do(i work at the super 8 hotel in my town as housekeeping) dont get me wrong and im only a few weeks in and i only work every other weekend so i need to give myself a break but its tiring. my feet hurt and are numb by the time im done(work hours are 9am to whenever you finish all youre rooms), im not fast enough either. i only ever have 11-12 room and i always have like 7-8 left after lunch at 12-12:25, the other people there help me when they all finish and its embarrassing. like ik theyve all been there longer than me and are better but is just...i dunno it just overwhelms me that im not fast enough. i do everything else perfectly and the head house keeper says that all the time shes always telling me how good im doing and how proud she is and is just makes me feel worse about the fact that im not fast enough. i do my best to be as quick as possible, i drink a monster every time and i dont take bathroom breaks until lunch, im even thinking of straight up skipping lunch all together just so i get done in time. i cant quit cuz my sibling just did(wasnt for them) and i dont want them to think that thats why. its also the only way i can pay for stuff on my own, i have to be financially independent cuz i aint very trustin of my mom. i just....i dunno what to do cuz last time i left i cried cuz i was just so overwhelmed. but thats all, i love it and im good at it so i duuno whats wrong with me. i just think my like autism or smth is "flaring up" cuz its a new thing and its really changed my schedule, but other than that i dunno whats up with me
my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy
I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.
reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved
they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
my kinsidering list
aLiEn 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸
Sea wolf 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌊(cuz i’m the alpha)
Some type of police dog 🐕🚨🐾
Some type of fight dog????? (idk bro)
bAt 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
crow? 🌚🌚🌚
mOtH 🐱🐱🐱🐥🐥🐥🐝🐝🐝🐡🐡🐡
bEEtlE 🪲🪲🪲
fox 🦊 (alpha but less so ig)
SHARK GRRRRR (what sound do sharks make?)
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
Highkey feel like I just got dismissed by a doctor?
"Do you pray?"
Explains everyday pain thing.
"You exercise?" Yes, "You're too young to be experiencing these. Just continue doing what you're doing."
And that was it? I dissociated so hard, I just accepted it and walked out
Like sir, I been doing what I been doing for years AND SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE??? Explain that?? I hate telling anyone I have problems cause that's the typical response.
