Babygirl I Sit Hunched In Ways You’d Never Fuckin Believe

filled to the fucking brim

Is he...y'know...[tender, emotional music playing]

okay but like. how does wwx carry around the dead bodies he digs out? like, i know a battlefield has no lack of corpses, but he does dig out graves when he thinks he's gonna run low. does he just keep it in his qiankun pouch? imagine going to visit your grandma's grave and she's not there cause she's hanging out inside some twink's man purse

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

At the vet’s office

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me